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[sansbaguette]

[France is quite clearly in the arena, cooking at one of the stoves, apron on and swinging her hips as she sings quietly to herself. Her rose is next to her, fully bloomed and a dark red. She smiles at the vine.]

Cuizi c'est quoi!
Ta position favorite~Ahaha, I'm not sure why, but I am in a good mood... This is a rather lovely day though, so I

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[britanniarules]

[Twitching slightly as she translates the song in her head. Give her a moment to get her tsun back on.]

I thought I heard a cat being strangled.

[sansbaguette]

[Grins when she sees England, ignoring her cruel, harsh words. For some reason, France is very happy to see her... Odd. She puts one hand on her heart and holds the other out at the mirror, towards England.]

Ne t'en va pas
J'me suis pas préparée du tout
À t' regarder
Plonger à pieds joints dans ce trou

Creusé pour toi
Et au-d'ssus duquel un curé
Te survivra
En prônant des absurdités

Je hais déjà
Celui qui aurait maquillé
D'un teint trop mat
Ton doux visage inanimé

Ne t'en va guère
Je n' connais même pas les fleurs
Que tu préfères
Pour te les j'ter par dessus coeur~

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[britanniarules]

[England looks blank as she tries to translate that in her head, not quite sure she's hearing right on some parts. That is a weird and slightly disturbing song and did you just say you wanted to bury her?]

[britanniarules]

There is something deeply wrong with you, Frog.

[sansbaguette]

[Pouts. She was singing from the heart there!]

You could appreciate it a little more! Those were very pure feelings being expressed!

[britanniarules]

[Her disturbing, slightly yandere heart?]

Well what do you bloody want me to say in response to that?!

[sansbaguette]

[She opens her mouth to respond when, suddenly:]

Yooo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!

[britanniarules]

So tell me what you want, what you really really want!

[sansbaguette]

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want!

[Oh God, what is she singing, what is this...]

[britanniarules]

So tell me what you want what you really really want!

[England cannot help but sing even if she is internally horrified. 90s pop! Help!]

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[sansbaguette]

I wanna- Ah!

2/4

[sansbaguette]

I wanna- Ah!

3/5 miscounted

[sansbaguette]

I wanna- Ah!

4/5

[sansbaguette]

I wanna- Ah!

5/5

[sansbaguette]

Wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah~

[... What the hell was that.] ... I really want to sing a decent song.

[britanniarules]

Oh my god. [Face. In. Hands.]

That was terrible and should never be mentioned again.