Randomosity Is My Lover
Puh, I have no life to talk about, therefore the subjects of today are:
1) frozen capri suns
2) model homes
3) me fawning over Mark Boraski
4) cat fights
Let the pointlessness begin.
1) Have you ever tried a frozen capri sun? You should really try it one day. Here's what you do: first, get a capri sun. Place it in your freezer and leave it in there for 4+ hours. Before getting it out, make sure it's frozen. If it isn't, leave it in there for another hour or so. If it is, take it out, and get a pair a scissors. Take off the straw and throw it away. Cut the top flap off with the scissors. Get a towel and wrap it around the capri sun; you don't want your hands to freeze. Get a spoon and enjoy the orgasm to follow.
2) Does anyone else love model homes like I do? I seriously doubt it. For some reason I have a sort-of obsession with them. Every time I go inside of one I want to breakdance. I don't, though, because I'm not flexible enough. But seriously! They're so hot. If I ever get rich, I'm going to fucking buy a model home and not let anyone go in it except for myself. Just to have it. And hug it.
3) i am so in like with mark boraski i am so in like with mark boraski i am so in like with mark boraski i am so in like with mark boraski i am so in like with mark boraski i am so in like with mark boraski i am so in like with mark boraski i am so in like with mark boraskii am so in like with mark boraski i am so in like with mark boraski i am so in like with mark boraski.
Yes... amusingly sad. Sadly amusing.
4) I want to get into a cat fight... bad. I don't really know why. Preferrably someone I don't know at all, just so I don't feel any remorse. And not one of those short, thin girls that don't say anything. Because then I'd feel bad even wanting to punch them. Maybe I just want to take any anger I may have on an actual person, instead of my pillow. Cat fights are fun, anyway. Girls screeching, hair getting pulled, shirts being torn? Yessss.
<33 rachel