Because Studying Greek Just Gets Old...
So, haven't made an entry in a while, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, this week's been a good learning experience, so I give you...
Top Ten Better Things I've Learned Than Greek This Week:
10) The date on Superior's milk is actually one week over the expiration date--alternatively: Eating at La Taquiza 45 minutes before ultimate practice is generally a bad idea.
9) The definition of the term ghettobird is a helicopter flying over a crime scene (much like the many in South Central).
8) Letting a boy read your short story during a pseudo-date usually leads to lots of unnecessary stress, the boy falling asleep during the movie, and a hug and sprint out the door at the end of the date.
7) Biology lecture is really the ideal naptime and place.
6) Sprinting is better than doing crunches. (Just a side note.)
5) The Shins still kick ass.
4) One needs a car in Los Angeles, especially in the case of weather like Saturday when one needs a ride to the beach.
3) Drinking large quantities of alcohol only leads to silly occurrences (and the need for more crunches--see number 6). Strangely I think I've learned this before...
2) Highlights cost $165 in University Village in the middle of South Central (the ghetto) Los Angeles. (No, I didn't get them...)
And the number one thing learned this week cooler than Greek...
post-O.C. life does not lead to the apocalypse.
STAY TUNED (in another 3-4 months...)
Top Ten Better Things I've Learned Than Greek This Week:
10) The date on Superior's milk is actually one week over the expiration date--alternatively: Eating at La Taquiza 45 minutes before ultimate practice is generally a bad idea.
9) The definition of the term ghettobird is a helicopter flying over a crime scene (much like the many in South Central).
8) Letting a boy read your short story during a pseudo-date usually leads to lots of unnecessary stress, the boy falling asleep during the movie, and a hug and sprint out the door at the end of the date.
7) Biology lecture is really the ideal naptime and place.
6) Sprinting is better than doing crunches. (Just a side note.)
5) The Shins still kick ass.
4) One needs a car in Los Angeles, especially in the case of weather like Saturday when one needs a ride to the beach.
3) Drinking large quantities of alcohol only leads to silly occurrences (and the need for more crunches--see number 6). Strangely I think I've learned this before...
2) Highlights cost $165 in University Village in the middle of South Central (the ghetto) Los Angeles. (No, I didn't get them...)
And the number one thing learned this week cooler than Greek...
post-O.C. life does not lead to the apocalypse.
STAY TUNED (in another 3-4 months...)