because cthulhu thinks santa is tasty...
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In September, I sacrificed djcoconut2003 to Cthulhu (500 points). In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In April, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In February, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I recruited improbablechaos as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very good (820 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
queenofconnacht
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