rei, how the fuck did u have the patience for this?? wanted to slaughter someone by the end!!
oh and im shit at computers and i cant do a link so tough shit..prepare scrolling down finger..NOW!!!!
~ Chapter 1: The Basics
Full Name: Aislinn Fearon
Initials: AMVF (k, i missed out two names but htey dont matter!)
Primary Nickname: Ash
Other Little Nicks: A-A, splash, TOOL (yeh, guess which ones HIS nickname for me ... heh heh)
Sex: Girl
Date of Birth: 31st May 1987
Star Sign: gemini
Chinese Horoscope Sign: rabbit
Current Location: me hoose, sheffield
Height: 5'10" methinks
Weight: meh...
Hair Length: below my shoulders but soon to be shorter
Hair Colour: reddy browny business, but soon to be slightly pink! yey!
Eye Colour: Blue
Skin Tone (Light, Medium, Dark): ENUFF light
Piercings: Ears
Tattoos: not yet
Scars and Birthmarks: oh i dunno....ask me when i have a tan, my skin is naturally the tone of scar tissue
~ Chapter 2: The Background
Mother's Name: mummy
Mother's Hometown: Hereford i guess...but she lived everywhere
Mother's Occupation: clinical psychologist
Mother's Hair Colour: dark dark brown
Mother's Eye Colour: bluuue
Father's Name: daddy
Father's Hometown: belfast
Father's Occupation: une solicitor
Father's Hair Colour: brown mainly but got crazy bits in it...silly irish hair
Father's Eye Colour: Blue
What do you call your parents?: mum or mummy; and dad or daddy
Do you get along with your parents?: better than most people so
Do you live with your parents?: technically but i spend more of my life at nicks
Are your parents married/separated/divorced?: married and lovin it (touch wood)
Do you have any step-parents?: nah
Do you have any step-siblings?: nopey
Name/s and Age/s of Siblings: katy 14
Do you get along with your siblings?: yeh but the bitch is too skinny for my likin...grrrrrr :@
Do you live with your siblings?: as much as i do my rents
Name/s and Number of Pet/s: doggie called nell. shes 14 too :( keep on livin doggieface!
Did you grow up in a different place where you live now?: kinda...lived in manc til i was 10
Where did you spend your summers as a child?: at various playschemes (parents requalifying at uni) or on holiday in france
What was the name of your PRIMARY school?: St John's RC Primary School
Did you play any sports in elementary school?: hahahahahaha fuck no
Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?: how old would i have been? wtf is elementary school?!
Who was your favorite elementary school teacher?: erm...il take a stab at the age thing and il say::: Mrs Doherty
What were some of your favorite TV shows in elementary school?: thunderbirds, neighbours (yeh man, lifelong fan!), i liked a lot of tv...nothings changed
Who were your best friends in elementary school?: claire, natalie and sabrina
What was the name of your high school?: Notre Dame RC til yr11 then King Edward VII for 6th form
Did you play any sports in high school?: hahahahha fuck no!
Did you participate in any special extra-curricular activities?: smokin weed?...underage drinkin?...sex??? do these things count???????
Who was your favorite high school teacher?: mr badger
What were some of your favorite TV shows in high school?: again, lots!!!
Who were your best friends in high school?: sophia, barney (tho he wasnt initially at the same school as me),tessa etc
Did you attend mostly private or public schools?: mostly catholic :S
Were you ever required to wear a uniform?: god yeh...THE BASTARDS!!!
Did you go to the same school as your parents?: no they went to school in ireland
Did you go to the same school as your siblings?: yeh til i moved to king teds
What is your family's cultural heritage?: irish t'rough and t'rough
~ Chapter 3: The Style and Fashion
What's your dress size?: mind ur own bloody business!
What are your favorite clothing labels?: i dont really afford clothes so anything cheap!
Do you prefer massive chain stores or little trendy boutiques?: depends what im lookin for but ideally boutiques
Do you consider yourself materialistic?: only to an extent. id rather have nothing and be happy tho
Do others consider you materialistic?: doubtful i cant really afford to be materialistic!
Do you subscribe to any fashion magazines?: nah
What brand/s of make-up do you use?: urban decay and my mums cast-offs which tend to be pretty cool - chanel and shit
What's your choice of shampoo or conditioner?: whatever does the trick
Have you ever gotten a Japanese perm?: i wouldnt know
How often do you get a manicure and pedicure?: never had either
Do you ever colour or highlight your hair?: yeh pink slices every so often. LOVES IT!!!
Do you own a pair of UGG's?: nah man my boots kick the shit out of ugg's
Do you own a high end designer handbag?: god no
Do you own any Louis Vuitton luggage?: hahahhaha nope
Do you own more than one item from Tiffany & Co.?: nah
What's usually on your wrist?: festival bands, bracelets from HIM, my watch, stolen rei-rei pearls
How long does it take you to get dressed each day?: as long as it takes...usually depends on level of hangover!
How would you define your typical dressing style?: i like to think my style is me - bit indie, bit grungy, bit girly
Are you obsessed with expensive designer brands?: read the above question, think i just answered this one in it!
Describe your perfect pair of jeans: depends....ones where my bum looks good but i can never tell when that is!
Do you judge other people based upon how they're dressed?: to an extent but not insofar as itd make me decide to speak to them or not
Do you have a signature scent?: YSL - Babydoll
~ Chapter 4: The Favorites
City: paris or edinburg
Vacation Spot: paris
Sport: swimmin
Food: curretnly: cheese snack-a-jacks or my mum's cucumber in vinegar *droool*
Dessert: yuk yuk yuk
Drink (Non-Alcoholic): tea tea tea tea tea
Drink (Alcoholic): lager or voddykaaaa. OOOOH or blue pints (heh heh heh)
Eating Location: dont care
Ice Cream Flavour: dont like ice cream
Season: winter
Holiday: christmas
Actor: johnny depp (like rei, not JUST to look at), pacino, deniro....no way im choosing just one tho!
Actress: audrey hepburn or marilyn monroe. classy bitches.
Athlete: freddie flintoff but only coz he partied for over 24 hours when they won the ashes - thats my kinda guy!
Athletic Team: dunno
Decade: 1960's or 70's depending on my mood/what films/bands ive experienced most recently
Recent Memory: tuesday
Older Memory: consiring with my granny (heehee! rei u get it)
Number: 3
Colour: black or pink
Word: munkee
Phrase: "i'd love to stop and chat but you're a complete bitch"
Magazine: j'ai ne sais pas
Tacky Pick-Up Line: i hate them all with a passion from hell
Language: gaelic's pretty cool
Country/ies: ireland or anywhere but the western world
Flower: rose
Girl's Name: thats a hard one...[thats what she said ;)] used to be zoe tho but for obvious reasons, not so much a favourite these days! bloody men ruining my favourite things heehee
Boy's Name: god knows
~ Chapter 5: This or That?
Lefty/Right: righty
Rock/Country: Rock i cant fuckin STAND country
Diamonds/Pearls: oooh...pearls for now but when HE becomes and famous rockstar it'l have to be diamonds ;)
Blondes/Brunettes: redheads biatch
Puppies/Kitties: both!
Contacts/Glasses: Glasses on some, contacts on others
USA/Canada: canada
Gold/Silver: Silver.
Hummer Limo/Stretch Limo: hahahaha nope
Gatorade/Powerade: Never tried them
Diet Coke/Regular Coke: diet coke is tooo much nicer!
McDonalds/Burger King: neither...oh the hell life as a veggie can be
Chicken Fingers/Chicken Nuggets: *drools* neither *sob*
Skiing/Snowboarding: sowborading
East Coast/West Coast: god knows
Jay-Z/Snoop Dogg: Jay-Z, not sure why
Jennifer Aniston/Angelina Jolie: both. i like angelina's tattooes
Marissa or Summer: hate htem both (fuckin OC)
George Bush/John Kerry: neither
Britney Spears/Christina Aguilera: neither
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: neither
Tim Horton's/Starbucks?: neither
Snow Day/Spring Day: Snow
London/Paris: paris
New York/L.A.: New York
Golden Retriever/Chihuahua: either
Morning Person/Night Person: hahaha im not exactly what you'd call amorning person....so night
Chocolate/Vanilla: vanilla
Shower/Bath: bath
Love/Money: love all the way. and i should know, im poor and very happy. and i like to think HE is too...
Nike/Adidas: Neither...
Target/Walmart: dunno
AIM/MSN Messenger: msn dude!
Blahnik/Birkenstock: Blahnik!!! fuckin blahniks all the motherfuckin way!!!
Janice Dickinson/Twiggy Lawson: Twiggy.
City Mouse/Country Mouse: City mouse.
Winter Olympics/Summer Olympics: dont care
NCAA/Professional Sport Leagues: again, dont care
Mexican Food/Italian Food: italian i think...oooh but nachos.... i dunno
Pink Wristband/Yellow Wristband: Pink?
Summer Wheatly/Pedro Sanchez: Who?!
~ Chapter 6: Do You...
Shower every day: pretty much
Write little memos on your hand?: yeh like 'bog roll for manny'. fuckin classy me!
Have any special sleeping requirements, i.e. lights off, left side, etc...: lights off, and preferrably HE's there
Have your driver's licence?: no but i should
Hold citizenship to more than one country?: yeh
Exercise?: nope
Think you're attractive?: hahaha
Like yourself?: starting to like me a bit mnore yes
Have any weird little habits?: yeh, my thumb-hair thing
~ Chapter 7: Have You Ever...
Gone skinny dipping?: no but it sounds fun
Smoked a cigarette?: abso-fuckin-lutely
Smoked a Cigar?: yeh but im shit coz i automatically take it back
Smoked anything else?: weed and HIM and some of HIS housemates tricked me into smokin crack once. bastards.
Kissed a member of the same sex?: haha yeh. oh, being 14
Been in love?: yeh
Been heartbroken?: yeh but someone special fixed it for me
Shoplifted?: yeh btu only once
Been in a fight?: nah. broke one up the other day tho. and one started coz of me once...but i didnt mean it to!
Snuck out of your parents' house?: nah never really had to except for the odd sneaky spliff/cigarette
Been chased by the cops?: no :(
Made out with a stranger?: yeh once and that stranger was HIM!
Had sex with a stranger?: no
Lied to a friend?: yeh but only lil white lies
Had a crush on a teacher?: ew fuck no!
Skipped school?: yeh who hasnt?!
Been expelled/suspended?: no
Thrown up in public?: yup - classy bird that i am
Seen someone die?: no thank god
Been to Mexico?: no but id like to
Been to Europe?: yeh i live there...
Been to the Caribbean?: yeh i love it!
Been to Australia?: no
Flown first class?: alas no
Taken pain killers?: yeh
Taken sleeping pills?: yeh but they didnt work
Taken drugs?: weed, shrooms, pills. and crack accidently but it was only a tiny bit. i thought it was a J the bastards
ODed?: nope
Got alcohol poisoning?: hope not
Been in an abusive relationship?: hahaha guess you could have called it that
Rode in a limousine?: no and im glad
Gone SCUBA diving?: yeh btu i was too light and kept floating off .. it was cool tho!
Gotten stung by jellyfish?: nopey
Gotten stung by a bee?: nopey
Failed a subject in school?: dont think so
Made a snow angel?: no coz the boys had already pee'd all ove the snow the last time i thought to and i havent dared since just in case
Written a letter to Santa Claus?: yeh! u gotta
Slept in your parent's bed because you were scared of something?: yeh
Been to sleep-away camp?: whats htat?
Been on a 3+ day canoe trip?: no...thats a bit specific innit?!
Been called a bitch?: hahaha yeh by pretty much every girl ive ever encountered for some reason...wierd gender
Been called a tease?: yeh but not in a bad way if you get me...il not go into too much detail!
Been called a prude?: oh god no...
Been called a whore?: yeh but only as a joke...i think!
Had detention?: no actually!
Been sent to the principal's office?: only once but it wasnt my fault!
Met someone famous?: the hairy one from hundred reasons, the lead singer of YCNI:Milo, other randoms
Been robbed?: not that i know of
Been cheated out of a large sum of money?: nah
Made a prank phone call?: not personally
Been to the opposite side of the country?: dunno...
Cried yourself to sleep?: yeh a million times
Hurt yourself on purpose?: *ahem*
Kissed in the rain?: yeh. LOVES IT!!!
Kissed under a misteltoe?: not in a couple of christmases tho
Kissed infront of your parents?: yeh but not full frontal makin out or anything
Had a song dedicated to you on the radio?: no but once at a gig
Had a book dedicated to you?: no
Been mentioned in someone's wedding or bar/bat mitzvah speech?: no
Been a bridesmaid?: yeh when i was 7
Been a maid of honour?: no
Sang in the shower?: yeh
Lost your cell phone and had to get a new one?: no actually!
Screamed?: only in my head
Had sex in a public washroom?: how public dya mean...?
Had sex on the beach?: no
Had sex at church?: god no!!! i do enough awful things already,
Had sex at a football game?: no never been to a football game
Been thrown in a pool with all your clothes on?: no
Broken a bone?: no (touch wood)
Made your own porno?: hahaha no...
Laughed so hard you cried?: yeh man!
Cried so hard you laughed?: Yeh I usually cry then start laughing at how silly I'm being.<-- me too <---- me too!
Slept naked?: yeh its the most comfy
Gone streaking?: no way
Played ding dong ditch?: you what mate?!
Gotten your hair braided in corn rows?: haha no
Climbed a tree?: no i got stuck when i was 3 and now im scared of it
Thrown up on purpose?: yeh when drunk...and other times
Had a threesome?: no
Gone on a rollercoaster?: yeh but im not that arsed about them
~ Chapter 8: What Makes You...
Happy?: love (in all forms),beer, sleep
Sad?: the world and humans
Laugh?: HIM, my friends, TV
Dance?: Music and alcoholand/or pills
Sing?: i dont sing all that often to be fair
Scared?: too many things!
Horny?: anything if im in the right mood!
Scream?: my head
Angry?: milllions of stuff
Crazy?: boys, girls,
Bored?: fifa, spiderman game, daytime TV
Feel strong?: HIM
~ Chapter 9: Religion, Morals and Beliefs
What religion do you practice?: the one that me and fish made up. it saved his life ya know
Have you ever practiced a religion different than the one you practice now?: catholicism
Has anyone ever tried to force you into believing certain things?: only my ex
Has anyone ever tried to convert you to another religion?: no
How do you normally respond to door-to-door Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses?: never had that joyous experience
Do you/have you been to religious gatherings?: mass at christmas and easter coz it keeps my gran happy
Have you ever attended a religious school?: yeh for bloody 13 years
What religion are your parents?: both are baptised catholics but neither practice
Would they care if you practiced a different religion than them?: only if it was something like satanism!
Are you open about your beliefs?: i like ot think so
Have you ever lied about your religious beliefs to impress someone?: god no, thats low
Have you ever disliked someone else, simply because of their religion?: No..my daddy grew up in a war started by all that sort of bullshit
Do you believe a superior being exists/existed and created life?: still thinkin on that one
How do you feel about Jesus?: i like to think he meant well
What holy book do you think is most accurate? (Bible, Koran, etc.): i think they're all right/wrong in different ways
Do you believe in one God?: this got a bit heavy in my ass! again, still thinkin on that
Do you believe in many Gods?: nah dont reckon so
Do you believe in no God?:
Do you believe in the traditional heaven and hell?: to an extent
Do you believe in ANY sort of heaven and hell?: I can just hope...<--- agrees<---agrees too!
Do you think God/the Gods are vengeful or nice?: people shouldnt blame a being theyre not sure of for their bad luck
Do you believe in angels and demons?: nah not really
Do you believe in spirits?: definately
Do you believe in miracles?: yeh
Do you believe in the Holy Trinity?: not sure
Do you believe in predestination?: no i hate that idea
Do you believe in original sin?: fuck no
Do you believe in freedom of will?: yeh
Do you believe in souls?: kinda
Do you believe in a thing called love?: you know it
Do you believe in astrology or horoscopes?: nah
Do you believe in evolution?: seems like the best theory theyve come up with so far
Do you believe in life on other planets?: of course there is! its arrogant to think otherwise
What do you think will happen when we die?: i dont care so long as ive lived my life the best way i can
Do you think religion and science will always oppose one another?: no they do agree on certain things ya know!
Why do you think we exist?: i dont care. we do so we should just live, love, and be happy til we realise the answer to that
What would you say to God if you met him/her/them today?: i like ot think id ask him/her/them if they wanted a cuppa tea and then i have no idea after that
Are you superstitious?: only a lil bit
Do you dress a certain way because of your religion?: No
Do you think people who subscribe to a different religion will go to hell?: no thats a horrible hting to think
Do any of your religious beliefs prevent you from doing certain things?: no.
Do you chant, fast or meditate?: hehe i do one sometimes but not for religious reasons! (i know, a crude joke but ah well)
Do you think that no one else is right but yourself?: fuck no
Do you feel superior to people who don't believe the same things as you?: no only if theyre narrow minded and htats only because i believe my life will be better accepting other people no matter what, than their life which is full od hate for no reason
Are you interested in learning about other religions?: totally
Do you believe in separation of church and state?: its for the best if you want a multicultural society but that may not be the 'right thing'
Are you a democrat, republican, or neither?: none but i am definately a lefty to some degree
How do you feel about abortion?: its up to the woman. thats all there is to it
How do you feel about gay marriage?: its as right as straight marriage
How do you feel about marijuana?: yummy yummy!
How do you feel about cloning?: the idea makes me uncomfortable but i dont really know that much about it
How do you feel about the death penalty?: totally against it.
How do you feel about the war in Iraq?: dont get me FUCKING started. all i'l say is 'IT NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED YOU GREEDY MOTHERFUCKERS!'
Did you ever call french fries freedom fries?: No they're CHIPS always have been<---- damn right
How do you feel about the Bush administration?: see the iraq war question
How do you feel about racism?: any form of discrimination or persecution is so fucking wrong. why cant people jst accept that underneath it all we're all made the same way?!
How do you feel about premaritial sex?: personal decision but personally, premarital sex is the shit!
Do you support any charities or causes you believe in?: i go charity shop shopping quite a lot
If yes, what are they?
Are you a member of any extreme activist group, like PETA?: i dont know
Are you a vegetarian or vegan?: veggie but i love meat so i am actually a proper one not just someone who never ate meat anyway.
~ Chapter 10: Relationships
Do you consider yourself a good friend?: i like to think so
Would you rather have a lot of friends or a few good friends?: a few good ones.
Who are is/are your best friend/s?: they know who they are
Are you and your friends cliquey towards others?: its been said about us, but only by wankers (heh heh)
Do you have a lot of friends?: yeh
How many would you say you had?: enough to keep me constantly busy!
Has anyone ever told you that you were a good friend?: yes and it was one of hte nicest things anyone said to me
Has anyone ever told you that you were a bad friend?: yeh but they were 'friends' who were bitching about me when they said it so i didnt feel all that bad about it.
Are you more outgoing or shy?: outgoing, unless its a group of girls in which case i shit myself (not literally)
Do you consider yourself better than your friends?: hell no!
Do you and your friends consider yourselves better than other people?: no, but again people have said that about us. it REALLY isnt true tho
Do you like to make new friends?: yeh but its not as easy as it used to be
Do you talk a lot?: god yeh
Are you a gossip?: lil bit....ENUFF!!!!
Have you ever lied to one of your friends?: yeh but only white ones
Have you ever lied about who your friends are?: no, why would i?
Have you ever revealed a secret which you promised not to tell?: yeh but only when the secret needed revealing
How many of your friends are guys?: all apart from rei, sophia, emma
Are you with someone/single/dating?: in a relationship...guess we've hit the long-term mark now?? bloody hell!
Have you ever been in love?: yes, i am now, and more than i ever thought was possible. tho HE can be a right bastard sometimes!
Do you believe in love at first sight?: nah attraction that leads to love maybe
What's the longest relationship you've ever been in?: well a year, but i think the one im in may (hopefully) beat that
Would you ever be with someone who your friends didn't like?: i have done before and i would again. its not up to my friends who i choose to be with. although, their issues with the guy were never THAT serious
Would you ever be with someone who your family didn't like?: my family just want me to be happy
Do you care about how people look?: depends on the situation
What is the first thing you notice in the opposite gender?: nothing anymore!(ah love, it does strange things to a woman!)
What's your favourite hair colour?: redhead for girls, dont care for guys
What's your favorite eye colour?: dont mind
Short or long hair?: depends
How would you want a significant other to dress?: woudlnt matter so long as they didnt like buy a clown suit one day and refuse to take it off, like, EVER
Does money matter?: not as much as most other things
Would you ever date someone who was sweet but not good looking?: yeh i couldnt just go out with a pretty face, gotta be something to it
Would you take someone who was good looking but an asshole?: might pull them but i would form a relationship
Are you a virgin?: nopey
What's the most expensive gift you've ever gotten someone you were dating?: probably HIS birthday present
What's the most expensive gift you've ever recieved?: one off my parents but im not sure what that would have been - probably my phone
Do you prefer single or double/group dates?: singe coz you get to smooooch when u wanna
What's your dream date scenario?: one with HIM
Do you want to get married?: eventually
Do you want to have children?: eventually. theyd be beautiful
~ Chapter 10: Technology
What type of cell phone do you have? an o2 x3 or summat
How often do you use your cell phone?: daily
How many people do you have in your cell phone address book?: too many
How often do you text message?: daily
What are the last 4 digits in your cell phone #?: 4495
Do you have your own computer?: no, the family one
If yes, what kind?
What is your e-mail address?: rainbowtears_
Do you have MSN Messenger?: yeh
Do you have AIM?: nopey
Do you have wireless Internet?: nope but my mums laptop does, does that count?
Know HTML?: absolutely not
How many hours per day do you spend online?: not very many, only on my break at work really. oh and now obviously
Do you have a Sidekick or Blackberry?: erm...?
Do you have a digital camera?: mummy does
Do you have an iPod? nah
~ Chapter 11: Education
What college/university do you go to/want to go to?: probably manchester
Do you like school?: hated it
What would you like to be when you grow up?: a good person
~ Chapter 12: Pick Your Perfect...
Pizza?: veggie calzone or pineapple with sweetcorn
Bagel?: plain ones with extra low fat cream cheese and cucumber*drools*
Sandwich?: cheese+ anything toasties
Sundae?: yuk yuk yuk
~ Chapter 13: Random
If you could take back one thing from your childhood, what would it be?: my innocence
Would you rather win an Oscar or a Nobel Prize?: Nobel Prize
What 5 items would you bring with you on a desert island?: HIM coz HEs a boy scout and thatd be alllll needs covered. oooh but extra tobacco and booze cz HEs not a shop...
Who were you named after?: no-one that i know of
If you could be anything/one you wanted, who/what would you be?: HIS and happy.
If you were on death row, what would you request for your final meal?: a big fuck off steak, bacon sandwiches, sausage sandwiches, chicken burger with plenty of mayo..think youre gettin the jist...MEAT AND LOTS OF IT
If you could travel anywhere in the world, which location would you pick?: jamaica with HIM
Name ten people in history whom you'd invite to a dinner party: emeline pankhurst, jimi hendrix, jim morrison and pam courson,audrey hepburn, queen bessie I, johnny depp, tim burton and .... george orwell. for now :)#
oh god, that took me such a long, long time!!!! hope you enjoyed it!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx