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Feb 10, 2012 00:47

Seeing as that other loser was unable to even get past the first mission of this game I've taken it upon myself to finish this LP. I have to admit that this game is kind of insane in it's series list. Arika from My-Otome has joined, this is ridiculous it's even less mecha than Strike Witches.

Just to let you guys know I didn't follow anything about this game before it came out. So I have no idea what will show up in this game. Hopefully we'll actually get some mechs later on.

Anyways enough of my whining and lets actually get this thing started...again.

Mission 002: "ACTIVATE! Mazinger Z!"

Holy crap a real mecha series and a normal one at that. Apparently the White Chalice just happened to be passing by Atami which means this will be Shin Mazinger. I can't complain about that. The stage starts with Kouji beating up Boss, again seems normal. Then Banpresto thought it'd be a great idea to give you Kouji's motorcycle as a unit, except it has no weapons and can't do anything except run away from the Tauros chasing it. So guess what I do?

Kouji's motorcycle has no weapons! He's running the hell away.

If you expected me to not have Kouji run away like a little girl you clearly haven't seen Shin Mazinger



Once I end my turn even MORE Tauros' show up, this would be a great time for the White Chalice to show up or something just saying.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSaqvhvnAgI

*In a moment of panic, not for her life any more, but of that of the man in a motorcycle, she raises her rifle, enters in a bizarre state of peace of mind, and fires against the Golem

Suddenly an attack from one of the Strike Witches, Lynette specifically. It was an event attack so it lowers the HP of the thing by about half. Then the rest of the reinforcements deploy.

Lineup: Hayato, Arika, Lynette
Enemies: Tauros x8

Character Introduction
Hayato: From Armageddon specifically...at least I think it is. The Tower is actually really good in this game. It really helps that it was given the 3rd Super Robot Corps as an attack. Thanks to not being in a crappy broken game like D it can actually TANK.
Arika: From My-Otome. Yet another SS sized magical girl. Of course she's very dodgy although she doesn't do the best damage right now. Maybe she'll get better with a few upgrades later on
Lynette:From Strike Witches. Like the other Witches she is very dodgy and can tank thanks to their magical shields. As expected she is a great sniper unit and does way more damage than a SS unit should. She probably has Ignore Size....

Anyways the enemies were in range for the Tower's Super Robot Corps attack so of course I'm gonna use it.

*The Tower grind to a halt at the edge of the battlefield and the front docking bay doors open. Out of the bright bay, the remains of the Japanese 3rd Super Robot corps stride out into the night. Hayato nods slightly to the communications officer who passes on the order to open fire on the Tauros. The giant stone golems are peppered by machine gun fire and missiles!+

[Hayato] The golem raises it's arms to defend, but this only protects from the machine guns. Missiles destroy an arm and a leg, dropping it back!

4320 damage very nice it doesn't even get a counterattack.

Now lets see what Arika can do. Just going to have to move her into melee range and...

* "Haaaa!" Arika didn't really know what she was doing, but she slammed her Element down onto the head of one of the golems.+

[Arika] Arika, you're tiny. Alas, the Element doesn't do much physically, but it staggers.

500 damage. DAMN YOU SIZE MODIFIERS wait crap he gets to counter.

With a mighty sword in hand, it takes a heavy swipe at the Otome!

DODGE YOU MAGICAL GIRL DODGE.

Arika pulled her arms up to defend herself, kicking off it's hand to fly back away from it.+

The impact of landing on it's hand sends you flying away, but, you're safely away from that gigantic sword

Thank god if I actually lost a unit on the second stage it would have been pretty embarrassing. After that second attack I get some reinforcements.

Mazinger Z and a TSX Fafner.

Character Introduction
Ryo:From Fafner Right of Left. Ryo is way better than an anemic hirai face pilot should be. Pretty good stats all around with a small lean towards melee although his will gain is a bit low. Having watched Right of Left it might not be a good idea to use him a lot but...I like the character and I'm sure they included some way to keep him alive so I think I'll invest a bit of money into him.
Kouji: From Shin Mazinger Z. As always Kouji a tanking beast. I can foresee myself using him a lot in the future.

At this point Mazinger Z still doesn't have the Pilder in it so I can only move the TSX.

*The TSX hauls out its Ruge Lance before charging at the golem that had previously attacked Arika. "Now... time to deal with someone your own size!" The machine deftly pivots on one foot and stabs its weapon at the chest of the creature! The Ruge Lance splits open, charging up an energy blast before blasting its charge right into the golem!

[Ryo] Just as the stone sword crashes down into the shoulder of the Titan, the energy blast carves into it's torso. The sword, while making it's way in, falls from a severed arm

3124 damage goddamn Ryo is awesome.

As for Mazinger Z...

Kouji: "PILDER ON!"
It all happened in a single moment!
Black, firm, strong! The majestic fist that smashes through everything!
Even without any familiarity with the controls, Kouji's hidden fighting spirit subconsciously commands that gigantic black machine!
And he fires a single shot! A power certain to kill!
Its name is... Its name is... Its name is...
Its name is...! Its name is!
ITS NAME IS!
ITS! NAME! IS!
* Kouji: "RRROOOOOCCKKKEEEEEEEEEEEET...PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNCH!" +

[Kouji] In an instant, the golem drops. Not one question about it. It's head, completely removed by a big, black, destructive punch!

Oh sure let's see him actually do that actually outside of an event scene. Whatever at the very least I should should be able to clean up the rest of these enemies without any more interruptions. One of the Tauros' just went into range of Lynette so it's time for more shooting.

As soon as she see's one golem near him, fight-or-flight instinct takes over. She fires away half a dozen rounds against it, a predator kicking to disembowel the bigger animal.+

[Lynette] Such a small rifle packs a big punch. Four of your shots land, staggering a golem, and removing a shoulder,

Alright it should almost be dead now just need to dodge the counter attack.

Yet your target retains it's sword in hand. However, it's decided to throw this massive stone sword at you

*She gasps, her heart nearly coming out of her chest. A hand reaches out to create a blue circle in front of her, with the runes of magic born and learned. &

[Lynette] The shield holds, stopping the momentum of the sword, as it falls prey to gravity as well, crashing into the trees below

I almost had a heart attack there I can't believe she was actually hit. I didn't even know that the Witches had shields. That will be important to remember for later. All in all though I should be able to clear up this map in about 2 turns provided nothing inter-

Undetected by anyone on their equipment, but slowly becoming visible, a white mobile suit falls from the sky trailing green particles.
Setsuna: "Ceasing GN Particle dispersal. Now arriving at target."

GODDAMMIT

"Have confirmed engagement between White Chalice forces and unknown machines. Exia, Setsuna F. Seiei commencing armed intervention!" The GN Sword snaps into place from on Exia's forearm, and the machine hovers around to behind the nearest golem to bisect it in one fluid movement. +

[Setsuna] The golem raises it's sword, poised to meet blade to blade. But stone has no bearing against GN particles, and it loses it's weapon. Worse off, it loses it's midsection to gravity as it's torso falls downward.

DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT AN EVENT ATTACK?

????: "It's... Zeus!"
"Great God Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!! ZEUS!"
"It's strange... my heart is filled with laughter! I can't stop laughing! "
"Across thousands of years, we've hoped and waited, and now our hated enemy has finally returned!"
"There's no question that thing is the slayer of the Mycaeneans"
Kouji: "What's that voice? Is it talking about Mazinger?!"
Ryo:"Who's saying all of that?"
Something emerges from the sea! Tiny! Almost unnoticeable!
"Wait right there! ZEUS!"

Why did I jinx it?

[Kouji] Mazinger takes a straight kick to the face by a man... woman... something split in between! Mazinger is instantly knocked on it's ass!
[Kouji] Lifting the mech by it's chest, this person, Baron Ashura, kicks Mazinger in the face, over, and over, and over again!

Great not only is Mazinger Z damaged but now I actually have to fight Baron Ashura. Naturally I use the Tower to attack it.

The robot army was quick to obey. Most of them continued to unload their payloads at the golems, but one of the lighter units at the front took several carefully aimed shots from a machine gun at the person attacking Mazinger Z.+

[Hayato-ish] Ashura spins a rod in it's hands, deflecting the bullets with ease. In a single leap it flies over to the soldier and punches the mech in the face. Alas, a good man lost his life to a single punch.

BULLSHIT COME ON NO DAMAGE AND I JUST TOOK 2500 DAMAGE? Gah whatever I'll just use Arika as bait for a bit, it's not like they can hit her anyways.

*Arika took a deep breath, and then began to fly as fast as she could around the golems, trying to distract them and keep them occupied for the others to attack.+

[Arika] You've caught the attention of one of the few remaining golems! Like swatting at a fly, it swings it's sword wildly at you, but, it can't seem to hit!

See my point. Now it's in perfect position for Ryo to take it out.

*The TSX turns its attention to the closest golem before a sextet of missile tubes open up on the Fafner's body. A few missiles fire from each of them to blast apart the Golem. "Let's see if the TSX's can match the firepower of Hayato's grunts."+

[Ryo] The golem is wide open, with it's attention given to the Otome. Without an attempt to defend, missiles crash into it's body, sending chunks of stone flying about the terrain

Ah man I'm gonna ace Ryo at this rate. Lynette can also finish one off so I might as well do that

*With the orders given to defend the black mech, Lynette flies back his position. Much of her mind is clouded amidst the many events taking place, having now entered in an automatic mode. Behind the black mech, just slightly above, she spots a Tauros in the distance. Behind the bigger mech, Lynne feels more safety, and fires one bullet against the upper chest.+

[Lynette] You've plenty of time and safety to place your shot and take a bead on it's throat. The anti-tank round scrams throug the ear and catches the golem in the neck, blasting it's head almost clean off!

Another one bites the dust. After this Doctor Hell shows up and blah blah blah it basically leads to this.

Ashura: "Rise! Gerada K7! And Doublas M2!"

Our classic Mazinger enemies show up

Enemies: Gerada K7! Doublas M2! Tauros x2

Just 4 left I can do this. I can control Kouji now so.

* Kouji presses a button, and a whirlwind of acidic particles blows forth from Mazinger Z's "mouth" towards one of the golems! +

[Kouji] The golem raises it's arms but, this doesn't mean anything! This new attack! Mixing acid particles and the wind... RUST HURRICANE leaves anything it touches in such a fragile state it turns to dust!

Meanwhile Yellow Setsuna over there takes his turn...

* Exia draws a GN Saber with its left arm to dual-wield with the sword and leaps through the air to Doublas's location in an attempt to decapitate both heads at once. +

[Setsuna] With a loud roar of power, it raises one of those arms, meeting one of your swords! This interposition saves it's neck (literally) but at the cost of a hand. However...
[Setsuna] It turns it's sights to you! With another powerful shriek, it's faces aim for the Gundam, and open fire with a pair of neon green lasers!
[Setsuna] Were this any other laser, your shield would hold up. Breaking through the GN field with both lasers, the bright green strikes the shield, MELTING it on the spot!

and he gets his ass kicked. Great.

Luckily when my turn comes up I've built enough will with my other units that the rest of the enemies fall pretty easily. Oh boy another event.

Kouji: "...We did it!"
Kouji: "It's amazing, Grandpa! The Mazinger Z that you made is truly amazing!"
Kouji: "...Grandpa?"
Doctor Kabuto is proud of you Kouji. But, alas... he has no way to express this. His spirit pats Kouji on the back, bringing him great praise. However... Doctor Kabuto...has passed away.
Kouji: "...no... it can't be true!"
Kouji: "GRAAAANDPAAAAAAAAA!"
Setsuna: "...The old man..."
Fearing Mazinger Z's wrath, Baron Ashura flees! "CURSE YOU MAZINGER Z! We will... we will have our revenge! Curse you! CURSE YOU!"
Ryo: "Just because the machine's pretty much invincible doesn't mean the people connected to it are..."
Kouji: "I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY! YOU MURDERER!"
Lynette hovers silently, the grip on her rifle stronger. She could not imagine what losing family is like... and would never want to know.
An armed escort charges, on foot, to try and recieve the Baron! Ashura is getting further and further away!
Mazinger Z strides towards the fleeting Ashura, and its chest sends forth fire once again! Burning across the Ashura army, even though they're only infantry!
Kouji: "RRRRAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!"
Hayato's expression is a mix of fear and glee, "Such power...It could even rival Getter Robo!"

Man just wait til he see's the Photon Beam. To make a very long dialogue section short. Setsuna tries to stop a berserk Mazinger Z. It doesn't go well. Then Brocken shows up to send out Groizer X10 misspelled here as Goizer X10 for some reason. Still I'm getting excited.

"Mazinger Z is invincible. What are you hesitating for Kabuto Kouji. Use the Photon Beam!"
Kouji: "Photon Beam?!"
Kouji: "Wait, who are you?"
???: "On the left side of the panel is a button you haven't used yet."
Kouji: "I see it!"
???: "First, get in a stance."
He opens it, and a dial under a blue indicator appears.
Mazinger Z looks up towards the falling enemy!
Kouji: "So I turn this dial?"
???: "Then turn the dial without pushing it. It's changing colors, isn't it?"
Kouji: "...It's green... no, yellow! You're right!"
???: "That's right... Now, Aim."
But Mazinger Z seems to be gathering power!
Kouji aligns the crosshairs with the giant monster-turned-bom!
??? : "Now... when it's red..."
???: "FIRE!"
Kouji: "There it is!"
* "PHOTOOOOON BEEEEAAAAAAM!" From Mazinger Z's eyes, an immense beam of yellow light explodes upwards! Piercing the clouds, it strikes towards the mechanical beast, and Kabuto Kouji's aim is true, as is his heart! +
For a moment, the machine best doesn't seem phased...
But it's descent slows...
It's armor begins to glow, heated.
Kouji: "UUUUUOOOOOOOHHH!!!"
And in an instant! The clouds in the sky part! The powerful beam pierces the heart of the machine beast, tearing through to the heavens themselves!
Hayato can't help but laugh, it is not a healthy sounding laugh

MISSION COMPLETE

So yeah that ends that mission, Hayato seems nice and insane here and I have a new favourite unit in Ryo. Arika kind of sucks right now but she's unhittable at the very least. Lynette is kind of overpowered I mean good range, damage, can dodge and tank somewhat at this point.

Hopefully I can get the next part up soon until then later.
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