The genius of the Slim Fast Brownie Bar "meal"

Oct 12, 2004 16:55

Mouse: ...Because you have to wonder now, how did the machines really know what brownies tasted like, huh? Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what -I- think brownies tasted like actually tasted like, uh..oatmeal, or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken for example, maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything. Maybe they couldn't...

Apoc : Shut up, Mouse.

Dozer : It's a single celled protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.

Mouse : It doesn't have -everything- the body needs.

....but it does give me the 200 calories that are going to propel me through my 6pm aerobics class?
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