Aug 15, 2004 10:20
....I don't actually HAVE the mighty drip (so boys, you can stay in line at my front door). Last night, as some sort of fun (in dorkland), we made up a city of heroes character called "the mighy drip". He's quite a catch, ladies. And apparently, I am quite the ladies' man - as I am the person playing this character, and providing the personality. The scary thing, as I stood in the game and just put out random sexist remarks (Hey, sexy ladies! Watch these moves! Slide that thing on over here!), I actually received more than one positive response. And ended up talking to one lonely Maine housewife for at least 10 to 15 minutes. I think she's now my cyber-Sugarmama.
Questions:
Should I be nervous that I was so successful in picking up women?
Should I feel guilty for not confessing my "dirty secret" to that lady in Maine?
How angry and frustrated am I that this jerky boy actually GOT some women? What is WRONG with women???
How does this bode for my quest for a healthy hetero relationship?