Somebody's got a case of the MONDAYS!!!
So last night I had this dream about the Fab 5 from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Except it was more of a dating reality show. It was the Fab 5, me, and four other straight girls. I guess the idea was to see how the straight girls just LOOOOOOVE the gay guys. And boy, howdy, did we. Lots of cuddling and laughing and you know, all that stuff that makes a good relationship GOOD....everything, except for the ONE thing that makes a good relationship GREAT.
And there was another part of the dream where I was trying to use the bathroom, but people kept coming in the room, and I couldn't pee with them there. It became the running gag of the episode. My whining that I had to pee so bad, and doing my little "pee dance".
On the subject of Queer Eye. I am loving this show. Except, I think I'm loving it for the wrong reasons. I don't care about these loser straight guys (example, Adam Z., who has forgotten his wife's birthday for 8 years in a row, and needs a makeover so he can avoid divorce). I just love the gay men. What is up with that!!! It's like an addiction. Could this be part of the reason I have yet been unable to sustain a successful, healthy relationship with a man? Hmmmm. SOMEBODY, STOP THE INSANITY!
And there was another part of the dream where I was trying to use the bathroom, but people kept coming in the room, and I couldn't pee with them there. It became the running gag of the episode. My whining that I had to pee so bad, and doing my little "pee dance".
On the subject of Queer Eye. I am loving this show. Except, I think I'm loving it for the wrong reasons. I don't care about these loser straight guys (example, Adam Z., who has forgotten his wife's birthday for 8 years in a row, and needs a makeover so he can avoid divorce). I just love the gay men. What is up with that!!! It's like an addiction. Could this be part of the reason I have yet been unable to sustain a successful, healthy relationship with a man? Hmmmm. SOMEBODY, STOP THE INSANITY!