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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I turned ice_lord in for spitting (3 points). In October on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been nice (282 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
queenliberty