Utterly cracktastic RP
Who: Kyle and Oboro
What: Some random BS between writers and characters
Where: In the infirmary, some time before Kyle walks
Warnings: Rated M for Mature for insane/adult humor, language and horrific subject matter. To whit, if some of you recall the dirty joke telling of Stallion and Akaghi, this is more of the same, but possibly even worse.
OneTrueBelmont: Yes, the two tend to not go well together.
OneTrueBelmont: Like Toma and Lym. Oh snap!
BEASTZORD: THEYRE PRACTICALLY BFFS
BEASTZORD: they go super together >__>
BEASTZORD: unlike kyle in a room of men with uncertain orientation
Kyle: What the fuck?!
BEASTZORD: hehehehe
OneTrueBelmont: Yes, Kyle does tend to have that hotness that'd attract GUYS into that sort of thing.
Kyle: *hides a little more in his infirmary bed*
BEASTZORD: lmao if kyle were put in jail
BEASTZORD: he'd be in serious trouble
BEASTZORD: DON'T BEND OVER TO GET THE SOAP KYLE >:
BEASTZORD: kyles just too pretty! he should share his beauty with everyone regardless of gender ehehehehe
Kyle: How about NO.
BEASTZORD: lollll
Kyle: Sick, sick, sick SICK
BEASTZORD: oh kyle dont get your knickers in a bunch<3
Kyle: What the...I WEAR BOXERS
Oboro: I know.
Kyle: ?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW
Oboro: Nothing but the facts, as I always say~
Kyle: What, do you look at me while I was doing my laundry or something?
Oboro: nothing intensive like that! Just a little inquiry! It's really easy with all the first hand "witnesses" you have.
Kyle: *gets red in the face* You...you asked some ladies?
Oboro: : >
Kyle: Gah! Wait a minute. Don't detectives spend time trying to find things like government secrets?
Kyle: Why the hell do you care if I wear boxers or if I'm freeballing?
Oboro: I'm a PRIVATE investigator. No pun intended...
Kyle: *big eyes* A closet perv more like! I've seen you with those cards of Fuyo!
Oboro: No no no! You've got it all wrong! It's just ONE card, I promise. ;D
Kyle: Sure. Gripped in your sweaty palms. Perv.
Oboro: Kyle do come back to your room soon. I find it hard to fall asleep without that rhythmic banging against my wall. its like a lullaby!
Kyle: *horrified!* I DO NOT! The castle walls are SO thick you can't hear anything!
Kyle: Unless you're listening against the wall with a GLASS.
Oboro: *amused* Hohohoho!
Kyle: You...you WOULDN"T!
Kyle: *now afraid to ever go back to his room*
Oboro: *creepy old man smile*
Kyle: *cries like a little girl*
Kyle: You know, they have BOOKS if you want to learn about those things.
Kyle: Instead of listening to your neighbor's walls while they score.
Oboro: I'm more of a hands on kind of learner myself. Just remember I'm a very light sleeper, Sir Kyle~
Kyle: ....how about once I get back to my room I completely rearrange my furniture? *mentally blocking out the hands on comment*
OneTrueBelmont: (This is so wrong! XD *giggling madly*)
BEASTZORD: (LMAO!!! SORRY KYLE FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE)
Oboro: That sounds smashing!
Kyle: I think you need to GET smashed.
Kyle: Oh wait. That's why you lost your pants, right?
Oboro: Correct~ *brushes off his underwear*
Kyle: *shudders* Why not just buy new pants?
Oboro: I like to be frugal with my potch, especially when I have none. But no worries. I have Billy's pants to wear until my own are found~
Kyle: Feitas! You're wearing another guy's PANTS?!
Kyle: AND WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING THEM NOW?!
Oboro: They're too clingy and tight! I only wear them when necessity calls *nods head*
Kyle: Oh, I don't know, I think socializing with anyone WOULD COUNT AS NECESSITY
OneTrueBelmont: (Kyle's poor mind is breaking in tiny pieces. Hehehehe)
BEASTZORD: (lmao i shouldnt be enjoying ruining kyle. but i am)
OneTrueBelmont: (As this is mostly OOC, Kyle will recover. Mostly. XD)
Oboro: Oh sir Kyle, I've always felt I could be myself around you~!
BEASTZORD: (lol! XD )
Kyle: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
OneTrueBelmont: (As there's no way he could be screaming like this without giving himself lung damage. XD)
Oboro: *gives no reply just a wry smile*
BEASTZORD: (and oboros ears, poor ears ;;;)
Kyle: Get away from me, you creepy old man!
Kyle: I got a mystery for you! FIND YOUR SANITY.
BEASTZORD: (LMAO)
OneTrueBelmont: (Oboro just loves torturing people. It's probably how he gets his information.)
Oboro: Oh that's a good one... *seriously contemplating it*
BEASTZORD: ( lol you're probably right!)
BEASTZORD: (kyles already admitted to having numerous relationships in the castle! and...in his room)
BEASTZORD: (and that he wears boxers<3 )
Kyle: *seeing a light at the end of this twisted dark tunnel of SUCK he finds himself in* Yeah, yeah! It all started with that drinking game! I bet you could start your search there!
Oboro: Oh it was YEARS before that, my boy!
Kyle: Then you better catch the next boat back to Falena, good detective!
Oboro: And leave you alone? In your weak state? I think not! Don't worry Kyle, old Oboro is here to take care of all your needs! Want a juice? pillows fluffed? Sponge bath?
Kyle: *brain officially breaks and passes out*
OneTrueBelmont: (XD)
BEASTZORD: WIN lol
What: Some random BS between writers and characters
Where: In the infirmary, some time before Kyle walks
Warnings: Rated M for Mature for insane/adult humor, language and horrific subject matter. To whit, if some of you recall the dirty joke telling of Stallion and Akaghi, this is more of the same, but possibly even worse.
OneTrueBelmont: Yes, the two tend to not go well together.
OneTrueBelmont: Like Toma and Lym. Oh snap!
BEASTZORD: THEYRE PRACTICALLY BFFS
BEASTZORD: they go super together >__>
BEASTZORD: unlike kyle in a room of men with uncertain orientation
Kyle: What the fuck?!
BEASTZORD: hehehehe
OneTrueBelmont: Yes, Kyle does tend to have that hotness that'd attract GUYS into that sort of thing.
Kyle: *hides a little more in his infirmary bed*
BEASTZORD: lmao if kyle were put in jail
BEASTZORD: he'd be in serious trouble
BEASTZORD: DON'T BEND OVER TO GET THE SOAP KYLE >:
BEASTZORD: kyles just too pretty! he should share his beauty with everyone regardless of gender ehehehehe
Kyle: How about NO.
BEASTZORD: lollll
Kyle: Sick, sick, sick SICK
BEASTZORD: oh kyle dont get your knickers in a bunch<3
Kyle: What the...I WEAR BOXERS
Oboro: I know.
Kyle: ?!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW
Oboro: Nothing but the facts, as I always say~
Kyle: What, do you look at me while I was doing my laundry or something?
Oboro: nothing intensive like that! Just a little inquiry! It's really easy with all the first hand "witnesses" you have.
Kyle: *gets red in the face* You...you asked some ladies?
Oboro: : >
Kyle: Gah! Wait a minute. Don't detectives spend time trying to find things like government secrets?
Kyle: Why the hell do you care if I wear boxers or if I'm freeballing?
Oboro: I'm a PRIVATE investigator. No pun intended...
Kyle: *big eyes* A closet perv more like! I've seen you with those cards of Fuyo!
Oboro: No no no! You've got it all wrong! It's just ONE card, I promise. ;D
Kyle: Sure. Gripped in your sweaty palms. Perv.
Oboro: Kyle do come back to your room soon. I find it hard to fall asleep without that rhythmic banging against my wall. its like a lullaby!
Kyle: *horrified!* I DO NOT! The castle walls are SO thick you can't hear anything!
Kyle: Unless you're listening against the wall with a GLASS.
Oboro: *amused* Hohohoho!
Kyle: You...you WOULDN"T!
Kyle: *now afraid to ever go back to his room*
Oboro: *creepy old man smile*
Kyle: *cries like a little girl*
Kyle: You know, they have BOOKS if you want to learn about those things.
Kyle: Instead of listening to your neighbor's walls while they score.
Oboro: I'm more of a hands on kind of learner myself. Just remember I'm a very light sleeper, Sir Kyle~
Kyle: ....how about once I get back to my room I completely rearrange my furniture? *mentally blocking out the hands on comment*
OneTrueBelmont: (This is so wrong! XD *giggling madly*)
BEASTZORD: (LMAO!!! SORRY KYLE FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE)
Oboro: That sounds smashing!
Kyle: I think you need to GET smashed.
Kyle: Oh wait. That's why you lost your pants, right?
Oboro: Correct~ *brushes off his underwear*
Kyle: *shudders* Why not just buy new pants?
Oboro: I like to be frugal with my potch, especially when I have none. But no worries. I have Billy's pants to wear until my own are found~
Kyle: Feitas! You're wearing another guy's PANTS?!
Kyle: AND WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING THEM NOW?!
Oboro: They're too clingy and tight! I only wear them when necessity calls *nods head*
Kyle: Oh, I don't know, I think socializing with anyone WOULD COUNT AS NECESSITY
OneTrueBelmont: (Kyle's poor mind is breaking in tiny pieces. Hehehehe)
BEASTZORD: (lmao i shouldnt be enjoying ruining kyle. but i am)
OneTrueBelmont: (As this is mostly OOC, Kyle will recover. Mostly. XD)
Oboro: Oh sir Kyle, I've always felt I could be myself around you~!
BEASTZORD: (lol! XD )
Kyle: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
OneTrueBelmont: (As there's no way he could be screaming like this without giving himself lung damage. XD)
Oboro: *gives no reply just a wry smile*
BEASTZORD: (and oboros ears, poor ears ;;;)
Kyle: Get away from me, you creepy old man!
Kyle: I got a mystery for you! FIND YOUR SANITY.
BEASTZORD: (LMAO)
OneTrueBelmont: (Oboro just loves torturing people. It's probably how he gets his information.)
Oboro: Oh that's a good one... *seriously contemplating it*
BEASTZORD: ( lol you're probably right!)
BEASTZORD: (kyles already admitted to having numerous relationships in the castle! and...in his room)
BEASTZORD: (and that he wears boxers<3 )
Kyle: *seeing a light at the end of this twisted dark tunnel of SUCK he finds himself in* Yeah, yeah! It all started with that drinking game! I bet you could start your search there!
Oboro: Oh it was YEARS before that, my boy!
Kyle: Then you better catch the next boat back to Falena, good detective!
Oboro: And leave you alone? In your weak state? I think not! Don't worry Kyle, old Oboro is here to take care of all your needs! Want a juice? pillows fluffed? Sponge bath?
Kyle: *brain officially breaks and passes out*
OneTrueBelmont: (XD)
BEASTZORD: WIN lol