"No, he's not on any flatbread."
God DAMN it Kripke!
PLEASE STOP MAKING ME LIKE CAS. AND PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP. WITH. THE. GOD. DAMN. EYEFUCKING. CASTIEL. >.O *SMASHES THINGS*
Have to admit, though, part of me went all squirrelly with joy when Cas was like, "GIMME THE AMULET," and Dean was all "FUCK THAT." Because in my mind? That means, "I could never let go of something so precious that my Sammy gave me and also go fuck a duck."
I hate Jo. No, i really really do. Ellen is so gosh darned KICK ASS and Jo is all limp wristed prancing. Although slightly baffled by how much Ellen was picking on Dean (holy water AND a bitch slap) but not on Sam.
Okay, here's the part you're not going to like. *deep breath*
I ACTUALLY ENJOYED THIS EPISODE!
God, show, it has been SO LONG. *GLOMPS* Sam, thank you thank you for leaving! (WAIT FOR IT) Because...BECAUSE HOW CAN DEAN MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY? *smiggles* You'll be okay! I have no idea where you're going or what you'll do that's "not hunting" but i'm getting flashes of......lifeguarding. Like, at a poooool.
Boo on still ignoring the voicemail, Kripke. Boooooo. I have a bad feeling you're NEVER going to deal with that. I'll add it to the List.
Oh, P.S. My mom emailed me and said, "War gave them the finger!" which just about cracked me up. Although not as much as whoever's sister (god i am such a flake not remembering this, i want to say macbyrne) pointed out that if Dean is the sword, Sam is his sheath. XDDDD
OH SHOW.
ETA: Jo is the anti Chuck Norris in comments. And also in life.