told me love was too plebian / told me you were through with me an...d

[queenklu]

Sorry I know I said yesterday's Merlin post wasn't going to be the official Post of the Day and it turned out to be--I forgot that friends were coming over to watch scary movies, it was a time crunch thing.

In related news, I still want a Sam/Dean Jennifer's Body AU like fucking burning. With Sam as Needy and Dean as Jennifer, only Dean isn't

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[queenklu]

Here's the snippet (Mike is at his desk, Harvey just called him):

“Field trip?” Mike says, perking up. “Something to do with the Doran files?”

“No-53rd Annual celebration of one of our oldest clients, and definitely in the top ten wealthiest companies in New York, but if you’re too intimidated I could always take Harold as my plus one.”

“Finding it increasingly hard to believe that you can’t get a date to these things in advance, the way you try to make me jealous,” Mike says, letting his mouth run on autopilot while he dumps the last of Louis’s paperwork into his bag.

“If you’re no longer interested in being exposed to prospective clients, then it only makes sense my affections would stray. Dialing Harold on my cellphone as we speak.”

Harold, two cubicles down, jumps as his phone rings.

“Don’t,” Mike yelps, “Don’t, it was a joke, can’t you tell when I’m joking? I’ll be in the lobby in ten.”

“Make it five,” Harvey says, smirk audible, and hangs up.

Harold is still saying, “Hello? …Hello? …hello…?” into his dead receiver by the time Mike makes it to the elevator.

(end snippet)

Omgggg bb YOU SHOULD SEE JENNIFER'S BODY. IT'S SO. SO GOOD. LIKE IF MEAN GIRLS MADE A HORROR MOVIE. SOOOOOO MUCH FUN :DDD