told me love was too plebian / told me you were through with me an...d

[queenklu]

Sorry I know I said yesterday's Merlin post wasn't going to be the official Post of the Day and it turned out to be--I forgot that friends were coming over to watch scary movies, it was a time crunch thing.

In related news, I still want a Sam/Dean Jennifer's Body AU like fucking burning. With Sam as Needy and Dean as Jennifer, only Dean isn't

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[shri_amato]

Ooooooh, Tony/Steve body swap? Yus please.

[queenklu]

The first thing Tony does is unzip.

He’s the first to move, or breathe, or do anything really-Steve, if it is Steve, if they’ve actually switched bodies rather than stuff two consciousnesses into one body and left Tony’s a hollow shell, Steve seems to be frozen. With shock, probably, not Capsicle frozen. So maybe what Tony does could be called an attention grabber, something to snap Steve out of it.

But really he just needs to know. For science.

“TONY!”

“Oh, so it is you in there,” Tony says, glancing up from where he’s hooked his thumbs in the god-awful khakis and the tighty-whiteys underneath (of course) and pulled them away from his-Steve’s-hips. He whistles. “Damn. Did the serum enlarge everything, or-“

(siiiigh)

[shri_amato]

Hahahaha, oh Tony. Of course peeping at Steve's junk is for science. Of course.

*smishes you*

[elliemurasaki]

heehee

[bloody_american]

Ha! See that's what I adore about bodyswap fic because if you can't perv peep on other people's junk while you're in their body, what's the point? :P

[zolac_no_miko]

*gaspy wheezing noises of irrepressible HILARITY AND RAPTURE*

I'm so excited for the rest of this.