this could be fun!

[queenklu]

Stolen from a lot of people, er.

1. genderswap (always opposite gender or magical, you pick)
2. bodyswap
3. drunk!fic
4. huddling for warmth
5. pretending to be married
6. secretly a virgin
7. amnesia
8. cross-dressing
9. forced to share a bed
10. truth or dare
11. historical AU
12. accidental-baby-acquisition
13. apocalypse fic
14. telepathy
15. High School /

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[queenklu]

Okay but, because it's STEVE, he decides to play truth or dare while Danny's hooked to a polygraph because of reasons. (Like maybe they have to do annual polygraph tests to make sure they're still loyal to America or whatever, NCIS DOES IT.) So anyway, Danny is hooked up to all sorts of uncomfortable stuff measuring his heart rate, THERE IS ONE ON HIS ASS OKAY, and on his nipples, he is not a happy camper but he sort of doesn't hate his job so he agrees to do it, and the polygraph tester gets an urgent call from plot point that gets her out of the room--maybe even STEVE, because this is too hilarious, he gets to ask questions and Danny actually can't lie.

And he's all smirky, goes, "Truth or dare."

And Danny's like "are you fucking kidding me what kind of dare could i possibly do i am strapped to this CHAIR STEVEN."

Steve's like, "I could tell you to try grabbing Kono's ass next time you see her, but i figure you maybe don't want your fingers broken."

"Fuck you," Danny says, "Fuck you fuck you, FINE. TRUTH. Even though it's not--"

"Do you like hawaii?"

And danny's instant reply is "NO," which sets off the little red lie detector and Steve grins like a child.

"Do you want to stay in Hawaii?" Danny goes all grumbly and says, "It's complicated," but the detector doesn't do complicated danno so he snaps, "YES" then looks annoyed when Steve gives him a thumbs up because the detector is green.

"Who or what changed your mind about how awesome this island is?"

"Yes or no questions," Danny points out sweetly but Steve just folds his arms and sits on the desk, says, "Fine, was it primarily me, Steven McGarrett, who changed your mind about Hawaii."

And Danny has officially reached that angry zen that sends his head lolling back a little against the chair when he answers, "Yes."

"Is it because you love me?" Steve teases, just to be a jerk, and nearly falls off the desk when the lie detector alarm goes off, because Danny hasn't even said anything. "What was that?" Steve yelps, "What did--"

"I didn't do anything, your alarm is defective--"

"No, it's--you were about to lie, what were you going to say?"

Danny sets his jaw and says, "Fine. I was about to say yeah i love you, you jerk, get this thing off me before i rip off your head."

And the lie detector doesn't beep.

[leodragon1]

Ha ha ha, AN ACTUAL LIE DETECTOR FOR TRUTH AND DARE. I LOVE YOU.

Also, angry zen. That describes Danny in less than three words, I'm so impressed.

I love that the second last line is Danny telling Steve that he loves him, AND that he will rip Steve's head off, and AND BOTH ARE TRUE.

[cloex_brosluvr]

Danny sets his jaw and says, "Fine. I was about to say yeah i love you, you jerk, get this thing off me before i rip off your head."

And the lie detector doesn't beep.

Yeah, I could totally see this happening.