putting the "wat" in "watson"
jesus christ dad and i are watching the Jeremy Brett oldschool Sherlock Holmes--episode: The Devil's Foot.
Three people have gone randomly MAD so it turns out, right, that Holmes finds some suspicious powder in their lamp and in a STROKE of GENIUS he decides to BURN THE POWDER to see WHAT HAPPENS
and Watson is like "Bro this is a bad idea."
and Holmes is like "You certainly don't have to sniff the magic smoke with me, chickeeeen."
and Watson is like, "Aww Holmes, you know I'm always good for a smoke-up." (Because he's like CHANNELING BILBO BAGGINS and he's NOT EVEN MARTIN FREEMAN YET)
and THEN everything turns fucking TRIPPY and WEIRD and MORIARTY IS THERE in FLASHBACK and Holmes has LOST his COAT and BLOOD IS DRIPPING DOWN his FACE and then
SUDDENLY! WATSON IS THERE! And he grabs Holmes and shakes him desperately until Holmes snaps out of it, and then Holmes clutches at him, puts his hand on the side of Watson's face and says, "That was horrible, a horrible experiment to inflict on oneself let alone a friend."
and Watson says, "BITCH I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA."
and they are basically the most married marrieds in the married world of gaaaaay
Three people have gone randomly MAD so it turns out, right, that Holmes finds some suspicious powder in their lamp and in a STROKE of GENIUS he decides to BURN THE POWDER to see WHAT HAPPENS
and Watson is like "Bro this is a bad idea."
and Holmes is like "You certainly don't have to sniff the magic smoke with me, chickeeeen."
and Watson is like, "Aww Holmes, you know I'm always good for a smoke-up." (Because he's like CHANNELING BILBO BAGGINS and he's NOT EVEN MARTIN FREEMAN YET)
and THEN everything turns fucking TRIPPY and WEIRD and MORIARTY IS THERE in FLASHBACK and Holmes has LOST his COAT and BLOOD IS DRIPPING DOWN his FACE and then
SUDDENLY! WATSON IS THERE! And he grabs Holmes and shakes him desperately until Holmes snaps out of it, and then Holmes clutches at him, puts his hand on the side of Watson's face and says, "That was horrible, a horrible experiment to inflict on oneself let alone a friend."
and Watson says, "BITCH I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA."
and they are basically the most married marrieds in the married world of gaaaaay