Saturday: Nashcon

[queenklu]

Jeeeesus, this took so much longer than I thought it would to write. o__o

The first panel was Gabriel Tigerman (Andy), Kim Rhodes (Sheriff Mills), and Rob Benedict:

• I'mma put these in bullet points so if one starts to bore you, you can just skip it :DD

 

• I was not prepared for how awesome Kim is, guys. SO FUCKING BADASS. I never watched Suite Life and I don't feel like starting, but DAMN IS SHE COOL. Her tattoo is gorgeous and spans her entire waist, colorful and all about motherhood and female power and and YEAH.
• Re: kissing Bobby, Jim Beaver told her, "You know we're not going to get this 'right' on the first take," and she's like, "I know, I plan to screw up at least five times!"
• She said the sexual tension between Mills and Sam was something the script was totally against, said there was a part that was cut where she gives him a "Mom-kiss" on the cheek etc. She said if people SAW sexual tension it's because, "Jared is really hot."
• Kim also apparently had lines while she was holding Jensen against her chest and she couldn't even say them, she was blushing so hard.
• Re: Giswihes (or whatever, the giant world record breaking scavenger hunt that Misha "organized"), "If I ever meet Misha in person, he better be wearing shinguards or a cup. ...He owes me an open-mouthed kiss."

• Gabe...oh man, what an adorkable human being. Just. AUUUGH
• Told a story about how he and some buddies went on a roadtrip and they kept seeing signs for the world's largest gopher. He said, "the first sign you're like, 'What the...' second sign you're like, 'Is this for real?' third sign you're like, 'WE'RE FUCKING GOING.'
• Turned out the gopher was a) not alive, b) had never been alive because it was c) a statue.  
• But there WERE six-legged cows. One of which flung an extra leg over the fence and hit his friend.
• Said that when he was filming All Hell Breaks Loose he had a Canadian driver who just loved the show, and was driving him back to his hotel and asked, "How's Andy doin', eh?" (His attempt at the accent was lksdfl presh). And Gabe's just like, "Uhhhh...I have some really bad news. Andy dies." And the driver got really quiet for a looooong time, then, "Did they salt and burn the bones?" And Gabe is like, "You know what, they never say! I don't know what they do with me, might just leave me there--" And the drivers like "*NOD*NOD* OH YOU'RE FINE, IF THEY DIDN'T SALT AN' BURN THA BONES."
• Gabe said he walked by Jensen's trailer once on set just as Jared poured water on Jensen's crotch--just heard this voice shout, "DAMMIT JARED."

....Shit, I just realized I have no notes on Rob for this panel other than POCKET PERSON about ten times. OH, and wow, the most obvious:

• KRIPKE TOLD ROB THAT HE'S GOD
• LIKE, ROB WENT TO SET AND THOUGHT HE SORT OF ~DISOLVED~ BECAUSE HE'S A PROPHET GOING UP TO HEAVEN
• AND ALL THE SET GUYS ARE LIKE, "So. You die, huh?"
• AND HE'S LIKE, Uh, let me, I didn't see that in the script, I thought I just, uh...
• AND waTHEN FUCKING KRIPKE FUCKING CALLED AND SAID, "So. How's it feel to play God?"
• AND ROB IS LIKE, "UHHH..."

THEN: Richard Speight Jr & Matt Cohen's panel...I'll be honest not too many notes there either. Because shirtless. I mean, REASONS.

This was the woman who went up, asked her question, and then said, "Matt, my mom went to sleep last night before the good stuff happened at Karaoke. And...I have $30..."







THANK YOU YES. (We wound up sitting next to them at the cocktail night, they are thoroughly wonderful women who giggled helplessly along with us and the proximity of Matt's beautiful ass.)

So that started off a whole 'nother round of Richard pimping his boyfriend, awww yiss.







SWEET. JESUS. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

The only other story I remember from this panel (everything else lost in the white haze of hnnnnnnngh) was Richard telling the story about the pumpkin-colored underwear.

So apparently, Richard came back to his trailer after one of the days on set filming, and he finds a pair of pumpkin-colored male thong underwear--that are obviously NOT NEW--folded and placed prominently on his desk. He is, naturally, skeeved out, before he remembers that OHHH RIGHT Jared and Jensen, total pranksters, it's gotta be them. So he finds Jensen--they were filming the Dr. Sexy bit--and asks Jensen, "So, hey man, did you put pumkin colored underwear in my trailer?" And Jensen goes, (imagine RSJ puffing his shoulders up, hands in his pockets, gruff Texan accent), "Nope." So he goes to Jared and asks the same question, and Jared goes (Richard flicks his hair back and leans way over and puts on Jared's concerned face), "I have no idea what you're talking about."

So niether of them know, and production doesn't know, and he's a little skeeved out but whatever, and then. On the last day. Misha comes over. YEAH. They're HIS. He says he just spilled tomato soup on himself the day that it had happened and costume had to wash everything and somehow they got mixed up and thought Richard's trailer was Misha's.

And Richard's like, "Whoa, okay, hold up. WHY do you OWN PUMPKIN COLORED UNDERWEAR."

And Misha's like, "It was laundry day, I didn't have anything else."

And Richard says, "That doesn't explain why you OWN A PAIR OF PUMPKIN COLORED UNDERWEAR SIR."

And Misha says, "Whatever, can I have them back now?"

And Richard's like, "Sorry. No can do." Because just that morning he had tacked the underwear to the notice board and written on the butt in permanent marker, "THIS SMELLS LIKE CAS."

But then, bbs, whooooo should run out on stage but MISHA FUCKING COLLINS. Who GRABBED A MIKE, and said that since then, the production office has been flooded with orange underwear, and it's all he owns now, and THEN HE SHOWED US.

Also, this happened, and I don't even know HOW.

Oh my god, this is emotionally exhausting living through all of this again. SO THEN THE PHOTO-OP.

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• Tombolguid and I missed out on the dressed-like-60s-kings photo-op because we didn't hear the announcement, but LUCKILY they had another duo photo op the next day, so we went then.
• So nervous standing in line that tomboluid started speaking to me in Spanish without realizing it
• She got to tell Matt that the Puerto Rican boxer he had talked about in his panel was basically KING OF PUERTO RICO and he laughed and said he loved him
• RSJ asked me "How's it going?" and I tripped over every vowel in my brain and came up with, "Pretty good so far?" like an idiot. HE'S SO TINY, GUYS, IF WE HUGGED HIS FACE WOULD BE IN MY CLEAVAGE.
• As we posed my hand landed on Matt's bicep. ACCIDENTALLY. I WOULD NOT HAVE. BUT I COULDN'T MAKE MYSELF LET GO ONCE I HAD. IT WAS SO WARM GUYS. AND SOFT. AAAAAAAAA

Okay, deep breaths. Sebastian Roche.


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• I have a lot of feelins about Sebastian, guys. And they are mostly along the idea of "Oh you precious little failboat." He loves the sound of his own voice, but I got the impression that he's a little bit stage-frighty in the OH DEAR BETTER OVERCOMPENSATE BY LIFTING MY SHIRT UP NOW kind of way
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• he told so many stories, one time four different stories before a girl could even get the entirety of her question out, and he might have banged up his hearing on Karaoke night (fuck, my ears were ringing and he walked in front of a speaker at one point).
• He talked about how he was on Vampire Diaries (fuck I need to catch up, I NEED TO SEE THIS) and said when they showed him what he was going to be stabbed to death with, "...The prop guy was so proud of it. But it was like a giant wooden dildo. I got stabbed to death by a giant wooden dildo."
• He said dirty things in French and Spanish--tombolguid MISSED IT aaaaugh she could've told me what he saaaid
• He started playing with the crowd, making them WHOO on command
• And said that one time he was doing a close-up scene, Jared and Jensen were there so the camera could get the over-the-shoulder shot, and WHAT DOES HE SEE, BUT A HAND.
• CREEPING UP UNDER THE INSIDE OF JENSEN'S LEG
• GOING FOR JENSEN'S CROTCH.
• JAREEEEEED

SO THEN. MISHA.


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• Fucking
• Awkward
• But apparently that's sort of his thing? HE LIKES AWKWARD SILENCES. THAT'S HIS SUPERPOWER.
• He is actually prettier in real life
• And taller. I don't know how that happened. He's six foot. That doesn't seem...right.
• he showed us a video of his baby doing sign language (AAUGH SO FUCKING CUTE)
• told us about West's fascination with poop, and the time he figured out how to make himself throw up
• A fan asked him if he could give any sort of teaser to his upcoming episodes and he ran off the stage, grabbed the script, opened it and flipped through it and there's this really touching scene "where Dean gives birth." Amidst the laughter someone shouted out, "ARE YOU THE BABY DADDY?" And he snorts and smirks out at the crowd and says, "You have no idea how biology works."
• So then he can't find anything to read that wouldn't get the pants sued off him, but he pulls out the script, leaves the cover page and the legalese, and gives it to the fan who asked.
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• When asked about pranks he's played on Jared, this happened.
• He called out "LaShonda" to model a t-shirt and SEBASTIAN WALTZED OUT ON STAGE.
• Two different women felt the need to tell him that he had seen them wearing skimpy dresses made of bacon. WHY. (It's for Giswhishes or whatever THAT'S NOT WHY I'M SCREAMING WHY)
• one of those girls almost got in a catfight over a free t-shirt he threw. (Again. Fucking why.)
• When asked if Cas could have one do-over, he said, "I think he would re-think saving Dean from Hell." AHAHAHAHA
• At one point he shouted, "EAT IT SUCKAHS" and I can't remember why, OH maybe something to do with how tight his new outfit is going to be? He said it's tailored to every inch of his body.

THEN AUTOGRAPHS

• I was so nervous oh jesus
• Made it through Matt and Richard okay but by Kim my smile was SO SHAKY it was actually WOBBLING. I had to briefly cover my mouth with my hand a couple times to get my shit together 
• MISHA
• MISHA OH GOD
• So tombolguid had this pop-up book she was working on all weekend and it's gorgeous and ingenious and I don't even fucking know how to tell you how pretty it is
• and Misha had mentioned that his calendar guy is a total stoner
• and tombolguid is an actual graphic designer
• so she told him that if he wanted she could absolutely help out
• AND HE ASKED FOR HER EMAIL
• SO SHE GAVE HIM HER EMAIL
• MISHA COLLINS
• AND THEN SEBASTIAN. Sebastian had been banished to the other side of the room for his autographs, and HE REMEMBERED MY KARAOKE HEADBANGING, and I told him I was from Alaska, and tombolguid told him she was from Puerto Rico, and I think I blacked out a little because he called us Darling. kfdsdfkl

We skipped the Brian Buckley concert because tombolguid had to work on her popup book and my eardrums hadn't quite recovered, then we ran downstairs in time for the cocktail party.


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• My dress was very...low cut, I don't know how that happened. I got stupid nervous about it and kept holding my drink in front of my boobs with probably only made it worse
• Speaking of drinks, it was a PURPLE NURPLE, because YES.
• The guests were: Kim, Gabe, Sebastian, Rob, Matt, Richard, AND Misha
• Sebastian immediately straddled the light-that-looked-like-a-fire and did a bump-grind
• Each guest picked a centerpiece and talked it up for the crowd
• Richard grabbed our table and pulled tombolguid to her feet to show it off and talk about it and he had his hand on her arm and stroked her back to calm her down and called her accent "SEXY"
• I held up the plushies to go along with her centerpiece and had to all but EAT MY LIPS to keep my smile from going demonic with nerves
• When all the centerpieces had been talked up, the guests got into a group CUDDLE HUDDLE to discuss who should win
• Apparently the general consensus was for tombolguid's but at the last second Misha saw something shiny and it was also the option that meant Matt took his shirt off AGAIN.
• Yeaaaah tombolguid ain't even mad.
• All the actors loved the book when they took turns coming around.
• Plus she won a picture and a supernatural mug which she LOVES

So when they came around for a chat with us, Misha was first.

• Started off with an awkward silence (OF COURSE) but oh god, bbs, he is. he doesn't seem. real.
• I turned bright red
• Not even gonna lie
• I can't even remember what he talked about. I think it was mostly T's book

Richard:

• he was so impressed with T's book and bummed she hadn't won
• stole one girl's camera phone and wandered around with it for a bit--she didn't seem impressed, wtf. He TOUCHED your PHONE. He's LOOKING AT YOU. WHAT IS YOUR DEAL.

Matt:

• Says this is the only con where he's taken his shirt off and he won't do it again. (he was so cute and shy about it guys, lfkdkfsdl)
• He gave us all a hug at the end, and I was all nervous because I was wearing four inch heels which meant I was taller than him and also do you remember the cleavage because I did
• He smells. Really. Nice.

Rob:

• Talked about his band Louden Swain, which got a song in the last episode (when Dean's at the bar)
• He wanted to do the con concert but the convention people wouldn't let him, they said it would be too taxing or whatever (implied they really don't want to pay more than one guy, and Louden Swain is a band whereas Brian Buckley is a dude)
• Said he wants to take his band on the road, and I managed to swallow my tongue enough to say, "COME TO ALASKA."
• Pocket
• Person

Gabe

• Did a question game, where if we couldn't think of anything to ask him in 5 seconds he asked us a question (some girls deliberately flubbed up, I think. -___- He didn't get to me but I don't even care, HE'S SO CUTE)
• This...might've been when he told the Canadian driver story? AUGH EVERYTHING IS ALREADY RUNNING TOGETHER
• Adorable human being

Kim:

• SHE'S SO COOL
• She told us she gave up a MOVIE, a REOCCURING ROLE ON A TV SERIES, and a NATIONAL COMMERCIAL to be on the 40s ep of Supernatural
• because the original script had her killing the bad guy
• I KNOW. I FUCKING WANTED THAT TOO, WHAT THE HELL
• She was one of the few people I could get words out around, and when she said she might only have one more episode left (but they haven't CALLED HER AT ALL, JESUS CHRIST SPN, GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER) I managed to say, "Odds of people coming back after they die on the show are so good, you've probably got at least have two more episodes!"

Sebastian

• HE JUST LOVES TO TALK GUYS. Or he is the anti-Misha and can't stand awkward silences, whichever
• Okay, so. He started talking about how beautiful the boys are and how much makeup they have to put on and I'm just
• don't
• say it
• klu
• do not
• say
• "PAINTED WHORE."
• O__________________O
• BLURTED IT OUT, RIGHT THERE. The older women on my right cracked up, but thank god Sebastian didn't hear, I wanted to punch myself in the face, oh god.
• When he said goodbye to the whole room he said he was "sorry I couldn't say 'fuck' and 'cunt' more, darlings."

ADDITIONAL NOTES INCLUDE: MATT'S ASS WHEN HE WAS BENDING OVER BY THE TABLE BEHIND US. And the GRANDMA-AGED WOMAN WHO POINTED IT OUT TO US. Who then laughed and laughed and laughed at the faces we made because ummmmmm yes. YES.

...SO. I THINK THAT WAS EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED ON SATURDAY.