If at all possible, you guys need to get your hands on a copy of Shakespeare Retold.
Yes, that is Rufus Sewell, villain of...a lot of movies actually, but the one off the top of my head is Knights Tale. In drag. About to get married to the lady who plays Moaning Myrtle. For the retold version of Taming of the Shrew.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Look at his TIGHTS OKAY. alkdjfalsdkjf It's the rose that kills me, I can't, I blame Three Musketeers entirely, but LOOK AT HIS THIGH. I WANT TO BITE IT.
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PUT IT ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST, OKAY.