The Dick Also Rises
Use ALL THE DICK JOKES. GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW.
DEAN THOUGHT CROWLEY JUST DIDN'T LIKE DICK IN GENERAL.
TURDUCKEN!DEAN IS MY FAVORITE DEAN. You know he just gets all touchy-feely because look how many fucks he gives--all up in Sam's space like Yo Hey Dude Your Sideburns Are Freakishly Long while he pets them, and Sam is just like Ohhhhhhhhhhkay but lets it happen because DEAN and everyone's a little touch-starved, and did you see the way he was slumped towards Sam while he was sleeping in the van YOU CANNOT TELL ME THERE WASN'T SHOULDER NUZZLING AND MAYBE HAIR-PETTING BECAUSE DEAN'S HAIR IS FUZZY AND SAM ONLY HAS SO MUCH SELF-CONTROL, aksdslafjldkalkflk
Also. "You shoot Bambi's mom." BAMBI'S MOM. BOBBY YOU ARE FLAWLESS.
Speaking of--guys, i don't know if I've got a turducken near-contact high but...i'm not really worried? MAYBE I SHOULD BE. UGH, tumblr exploded all over the place, nothing but pages and pages of "NO NO NO NO NO IF BOBBY DIES I WILL NEVER WATCH THE SHOW AGAIN," which. Y'all know how I feel about that. Trust in little baby jesus Gamble, mmkay? Maybe I am so far in denial that I cannot see the light of day, but I don't think they're going to kill off Bobby, LALALALALALA. (even though surviving a bullet to the head is daaaangerously soap opera territory? DDD:)
So. Here's what I think will happen next episode of Supernatural.
mmmmhmmmm
DEAN THOUGHT CROWLEY JUST DIDN'T LIKE DICK IN GENERAL.
TURDUCKEN!DEAN IS MY FAVORITE DEAN. You know he just gets all touchy-feely because look how many fucks he gives--all up in Sam's space like Yo Hey Dude Your Sideburns Are Freakishly Long while he pets them, and Sam is just like Ohhhhhhhhhhkay but lets it happen because DEAN and everyone's a little touch-starved, and did you see the way he was slumped towards Sam while he was sleeping in the van YOU CANNOT TELL ME THERE WASN'T SHOULDER NUZZLING AND MAYBE HAIR-PETTING BECAUSE DEAN'S HAIR IS FUZZY AND SAM ONLY HAS SO MUCH SELF-CONTROL, aksdslafjldkalkflk
Also. "You shoot Bambi's mom." BAMBI'S MOM. BOBBY YOU ARE FLAWLESS.
Speaking of--guys, i don't know if I've got a turducken near-contact high but...i'm not really worried? MAYBE I SHOULD BE. UGH, tumblr exploded all over the place, nothing but pages and pages of "NO NO NO NO NO IF BOBBY DIES I WILL NEVER WATCH THE SHOW AGAIN," which. Y'all know how I feel about that. Trust in little baby jesus Gamble, mmkay? Maybe I am so far in denial that I cannot see the light of day, but I don't think they're going to kill off Bobby, LALALALALALA. (even though surviving a bullet to the head is daaaangerously soap opera territory? DDD:)
So. Here's what I think will happen next episode of Supernatural.
mmmmhmmmm