EXACTLY! I mean, I knew he was playing a cop and all, but this was NOT what I was expecting, in the best possible way. I want to ask where he's been hiding or something, but he hasn't been because he just did all that promo for 50/50 last month- and yet...
I know, I expected--like, noobie!cop, wet-behind-the-ears eager to please always being sent out on coffee runs kind of guy, and then they give us THIS. THIS BAMF. I MEAN, JESUS CHRIST LOOK AT THE WIDTH OF HIS HIPS, LIKE FREAKING TREE TRUNKS OF BAMF, I DON'T EVEN, CANNOT COMPUTE. And as you said, BEST POSSIBLE WAY.
*oggles the other picture* No really. Arthur's a beat cop and he works security at a museum on nights to help him pay his rent because living in GothamNew York is expensive and He almost manages to stop Eames from stealing a Very Famous Painting and the failure drives his whole career until they meet again. Or, idk, something where he is always in police gear all the time except when he's in bespoke suits(after he gets promoted to detective)
I knew you were going to post this! haha I was staring at twitter because that's how I roll when my ficage is sucking and this post came up and I was like O.O so hot! Queenklu is totally gonna post those pics! And yup, that's how it went.
I am eternally predictable when it comes to JGL. ;DD But really, HOW COULD I NOT. I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO CLIMB HIM LIKE A TREE, BUT FOR THE FIRST TIME I THINK HE COULD ACTUALLY TAKE IT.
askdfalsdkf ugh, I don't even HAVE a cop fetish but I think I might've just grown one. Like a really awesome sea cucumber. I don't even know what i'm saying, my brain is that fried.
I HAVEN'T LOOKED UP THE RELEASE DATE BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL ONLY DEPRESS ME D:
SEXIEST COP THE ~~WORLD~~ HAS EVER SEEN there i fixed it ;D
UGH I DON'T EVEN KNOOOOOOW, IT'S JUST, AUGH, I REMEMBER ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS TOTALLY UNAWARE OF MOVIES UNTIL THEY CAME OUT IN THEATERS AND I THINK THAT WAS BETTER THAN THE TORTURE OF WAITING.
I already want all the Bane/Blake fic, you have no idea. o.o
There is this one fic written like, 4 months ago, when the very very first pictures/whatever were released. WHICH WAS GLORIOUS PORN AND EVERYONE DECIDED FOR THIS TO BE CANON, regardless of whether they would actually trufax have screentime together or not
I want ALL the Blane/Blake, but I am SO FUCKING HAPPY right now about how much Tony/Steve there is that it kind of seems....less torture-ish that there is not already 8273643 B/B fic?
ah yeah, going to the movies theatre and then deciding what to see. good times *le sigh*
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I MEAN I KNEW HE WAS GOING TO PLAY A COP IN THE NEW BATMAN BUT I DIDN'T.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Please give me the cop!Arthur/art thief!Eames AU. Right the fuck now.
Love, me.
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Ahh. HTML fail. Thank god for edits!
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WHEN DOES THIS MOVIE COME OUT AGAIN?
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I HAVEN'T LOOKED UP THE RELEASE DATE BECAUSE I KNOW IT WILL ONLY DEPRESS ME D:
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I bet Bane feels the same *whistles innocently*
UGH, HOW IS THIS MOVIE SO FAR AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *cries all the tears*
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UGH I DON'T EVEN KNOOOOOOW, IT'S JUST, AUGH, I REMEMBER ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS TOTALLY UNAWARE OF MOVIES UNTIL THEY CAME OUT IN THEATERS AND I THINK THAT WAS BETTER THAN THE TORTURE OF WAITING.
I already want all the Bane/Blake fic, you have no idea. o.o
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I want ALL the Blane/Blake, but I am SO FUCKING HAPPY right now about how much Tony/Steve there is that it kind of seems....less torture-ish that there is not already 8273643 B/B fic?
ah yeah, going to the movies theatre and then deciding what to see. good times *le sigh*
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