<--I will go down with this ship

Sep 27, 2011 09:34

H5O thoughts:

I liked the new girl. Enough to be arsed to look up/remember her name? Apparently not BUT. She's coooool. I expected my hackles to be up if she started moving in on Steve, but then I realized--NOTHING can fuck up their love! Steve and Danny are in this for the long haul! I will continue in my delusions until the sky starts falling! She's not even a threat. Didn't even try to pose as a threat. And I know part of it is my slash goggles talking, but when Steve was checking her out there in the beginning--am I the only one who thought "Now there is a man making sure he still knows how to oggle women." He didn't even look particularly interested. AND she asked how long they'd been married and NEITHER ONE GAVE HER AN ANSWER. High five, girl. You can stick around for a bit.

Also, it helps that my brain goes instantly "ALL BLONDS = DANNY." Now I want the fic where Danny teases him mercilessly about it, in bed, guessing at all the dirty stuff Steve would like to do with her until Steve snaps and pins Danny to the mattress and says, "Well first I'd eat her out," and rims Danny until he cries. Mmmmmyuss.

As for the other stuff...OH. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD IS IT JUST ME OR WAS CHIN ONE GODDAMN SEXY MOTHERFUCKER THIS EP? JESUS CHRIST. WHOEVER DOES HIS WARDROBE NEEDS A RAISE. NOW. FUUUUCK.

Blah blah plot blah. I hate that Jenna's evil. She's not particularly good at it. Probably because no one told her she was evil to begin with (now where has that happened before). Also really pissed no one is with Kono when the news breaks about her trial, what the fuck, writers, do you expect us to believe they wouldn't be right the fuck there with a case of longboards and a casserole 'cause Danny's mama raised him right? rrrrgh.

Last thing, and this is just a personal thing that about two people who've read my damn unfinished fic will get, but i hate that Steve drinks coffee. :( Dammit.

In OTHER news, I've decided to start using my twitter for real this time, as I think I've figured out how to make it work on my phone, so. Yup. Just in case I wasn't enough of an obnoxious presence in your life. Come say hi! :DD

chin hooooo damn, epirant, steve 'em danno!, porn: it's what's for dinner, hawaii five oh my god

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