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[queenklu]

If I started listing all the things the evil grandma does to drive me up the wall I'd probably come across as petty and childish and paranoid. Because they are just little things. Little jellyfishy things. Or little dumb things. Or little frustrating things. But they all accumulate into one giant ball of--

Suffice it to say that the quantity of time

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[leupagus]

I can write you something to make you feel better? Maybe Danny's gran comes for a visit to Hawaii or something.

Also, solidarity, sister. I love my grandparents but spending more than a few hours with them is haaaaaaard work.

[queenklu]

MEEP. Would you do that, bb? Oh god, Danny's hardcore Jersey granny, all terrifyingly small and ferocious (wonder why Danny gets it from) or just. Seriously, whatever you want to do, my brain is so fucking melted. SO MANY HEARTS AROUND YOU RIGHT NOW.

*CLINGS* Only seven more days, only seven more days...

[leupagus]

"Only seven more days, only seven more days..." Danny mutters to himself, thumping his head against the door a couple times before opening it.

Steve's standing on the other side, rain splattering down just behind him. There's raindrops in his eyelashes. Danny's life is ridiculous.

"Oh, what fresh hell are you," Danny sighs, leaning against the doorframe. He honest-to-Jesus doesn't have energy for anything else. Nana and Gracie are in the middle of a going-on-five-hour-long game of Monopoly, and he's rapidly losing the will to live.

Steve's got his mouth open like he's about to say something, then he frowns and says instead, "You look like you got run over by a truck."

"I look that good, huh?" Danny says.

"What happened? You look like crap and all your stuff is--" Steve leans over Danny's shoulder, peering into the living room. "Organized. Did you get a visit from the menehune since you moved in

[zolac_no_miko]

Menehune reference, ten points for good research! :D

[imaginarycircus]

I just made a poll about going to CVS to get ativan and lube? IDEK.

Some family members really know how to push buttons. I told my mom once that she could push my buttons more easily than anyone else in the world and she said proudly, "Of course I can! I installed them." She's lucky I didn't brick her.

[queenklu]

...What is ativan? Or should I not ask...?

LOL, oh man. I'm really lucky I get along so well with my mom. I don't know how she survived living in the same household as the evil g growing up without developing some sort of horrible complex. Or at least an eye-twitch.

[imaginarycircus]

Ativan is an anti-anxiety med.

I got along pretty well with my mom (when she was alive) but she could drive me crazy like no one else.

[queenklu]

Oh hon, I'm sorry. *HUGS YOU TIGHT* And sorry for the belated reply, I got dragged off to dinner. *HUGS YOU SOME MORE*

[linnet_melody]

....can I point you to a link with NSFW pictures and clips of naked men wrestling in a ring for the right to fuck each other?

Or would that be pushing things?

[queenklu]

O.O

PUSH ALL THE THINGS PHWOARNGH

[leodragon1]

She's passive-aggressive, isn't she? Maybe you should block your ears and pretend you have a cold and have gone temporarily deaf.

I'm lucky I get along with my family, my mother epecially. We are so similar that she knows what I'm going to do before I will do it. This is very annoying sometimes, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

[queenklu]

So passive agressive. And half the time I don't even think she knows she's being thoughtlessly mean. AND she forgets it if she does mean it (or pretends to).

I get along with my parents really well. It's just their parents that drive me bugfuck.

[queenklu]

I would never slap grandma, if only because she'd bite my hand off at the wrist. siiiiiiiiiiiiiigh