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LEVERAGGGGGGGGGGGE.
UGH I CAN'T
A MILLION 40S AUS OH MY GOD I NEED THEM
WHERE 40S!HARDISON AND 40S!ELIOT HAVE FURTIVE SEX IN THE BACK OF THE SUPPLY TRUCK
AND 40S!HARDISON IS ALL "BUT BUT MY GIRL BACK HOME" AND 40S!ELIOT IS ALL JUST "SHUT UP PLEASE I JUST NEED I JUST SHUT UP PLEASE LET ME" AND IT'S ALL FURTIVE AND DESPERATE AND HURTY, GOD, AND WONDERFUL, AND IN MY HEAD ELIOT FOLLOWS HARDISON HOME BECAUSE HARDISON SAVED HIS LIFE MORE WAYS THAN ONE AND ELIOT JUST NEEDS, SO MUCH, HE'LL FOLLOW THE MAN HE LOVES TO THE TOWN WITH THE GIRL HE LOVES, AND HE THINKS HE'S PREPARED TO LET THEM GO BE FORBIDDEN LOVERS (JUST LIKE HE AND HARDISON WOULD HAVE BEEN FORBIDDEN BUT HE BITES IT BACK) AND THEN--BAM. BAM!40S!PARKER.
AND HARDISON GIVES ELIOT THIS LOOK, RIGHT, LIKE "DO YOU SEE?" AND ELIOT DOES, HE GETS IT, AND HE'LL FOLLOW THEM FOR AS LONG AS THEY LET HIM STAY, AND THEY WHISK 40S!PARKER ONTO THE TRAIN BEFORE SHE HAS A CHANCE TO PROTEST AND WHEN SHE STARTS TO CRY BECAUSE SHE'S SCARED SHE GRIPS THEIR HANDS SO TIGHT, SO TIGHT, AND THEN HARDISON GRABS ELIOT'S HAND AND EVERYTHING--SETTLES. PARKER STOPS CRYING. ELIOT FEELS LIKE HE MIGHT START.
THEY SELL THE PAINTING AND LIVE LIKE KINGS (AND QUEENS) IN PARIS. THEY EACH BUY PARKER A RING AND SHE WEARS BOTH ON HER RING FINGER, AND EVERY TIME THE THREE OF THEM STEP INTO SOCIETY HARDISON AND ELIOT WILL LIFT HER HAND TO THEIR LIPS AND KISS BOTH RINGS, ONE AFTER THE OTHER. AND SHE'LL BRUSH ELIOT'S HAIR (GROWING TOO LONG, THEY START CALLING HIM LA VIE BOHEME) BEHIND HIS EAR AND HARDISON'S HAND WILL SETTLE BETWEEN HIS SHOULDERBLADES AND ELIOT WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM, EVERY TIME.
GODDDD. OKAY, I'M SEVERAL DRINKS FOR THE WORSE BUT I JUST FLOPPED AROUND ON THE COUCH AFTER THE CREDITS ROLLED. I MAY HAVE FALLEN OFF IT, THAT IS A LIE. THEY ARE JUST. SO CUTE. I KEPT ASKING, "DID YOU SEE HOW CUTE THEY ARE? WITH THE HAND-HOLDING AND THE THE ELIOT GIVING HARDISON A TISSUE BOX-NESS?" AKLSDFALS
BUT DID YOU SEE THEM?
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