For reasons I won't get into at this moment--because they suck rather a lot and technically nothing has happened yet, so--I have the gut-deep feeling that the rest of today (starting in say...an hour) is going to suck in a sort of numbly traumatic geez-klu-some-people-have-actual-trauma-way-to-abuse-the-word way, AND I WILL NEED CHEERING UP.
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"This is important, Danny," Steve says matter-of-factly, waving his antennae in exasperation. "Don't you want to be there when they make the official announcement?"
"Of course I do," Danny snaps, irritated. "How long have we been together? How long have I not been able to tell anyone? Yes, babe I want to be there. I just don't want my wings to fall off."
"Hop on," Steve offers, and they've had this argument before.
"That is not a funny joke," Danny starts in. "Hop, ha ha, McGarrett, you're hilarious. Hopping joke to the flea. I don't make chalk-line comments to you, do I-"
Steve shudders. "Don't joke about that," he snaps.
"Precisely," Danny says, settling onto Steve's back and relaxing. "It's not funny when it's your issue, is it?"
"Nothing about chalk is funny," Steve says darkly, which, really, it kind of is, not that Danny will ever say anything about the big bad ANT (Air, Napalm, and Termination) and his phobias.
Danny rubs his antennae against Steve's. "Just march," he orders, perching on Steve's head. "I want to be there in person."
AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOOO
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WAVING HIS ANTENNAE IN EXASPERATION. RUBBING HIS ANTENNAE AGAINST STEVE'S. ADKJFALDK I DON'T KNOW WHY I FIND ANTENNAE SO ENDEARING, I THINK I WROTE A 30K FIC ABOUT IT ONCE, AND I CAN'T EVEN REALLY PICK MY FAVORITE BITS BECAUSE IT WOULD BE 'CTRL A' 'CTRL C' 'CTRL V V V V V'
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THOUGH IT WAS JUST POINTED OUT TO ME
THAT FLEAS
DO NOT EVEN HAVE WINGS
SO PARDON DANNY!FLEA
HE IS A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
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TOTALLY BUY IT
HE'S A MUTANT FLEA
....ONE OF THE FLEA-MEN. WHICH JUST SOUNDS LIKE SEMEN OH MY GOD THIS IS NOT HEALTHY
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REALLY IT'S HIS TIE
HOW DOES HE EVEN TIE IT
IT'S MAGIC I TELL YOU
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WITH FLEA!DANNY AS AN X-MAN
WITH THE SUPER POWER OF TIES
DOES THAT MEAN STEVE'S SUPER POWER
IS THE POWER TO BEND TIE AND SPACE?
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OR
ANTS CAN LIFT LIKE 4586370495873 TIMES THEIR BODY WEIGHT OR SOMETHING (APPROX.)
MAYBE HE'S LIKE
ATOM ANT'S COUSIN
AND HE CAN LIFT... SHIT...
SCRATCH THAT
I LIKE YOURS BETTER
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TO DANGLE OVER SUSPECTS
WHILE INTERROGATING THEM
AND BE LIKE
"HEY DANNO LOOK
ISN'T THIS BETTER
THEIR FEET ARE FIRMLY ON THE GROUND
AND EVERYTHING"
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WHAT THEN
I AM NOT FILLING OUT YOUR PAPERWORK
WHEN YOU SQUISH OUR ONLY SUSPECT"
OR OH GOD OH GOD
WHAT IF THE SUSPECT...
TRIES TO FLEA THE SCENE
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SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. OH MY GOD....WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I SLEPT?
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IS THIS SLEEP YOU SPEAK OF
IT'S 0400 HERE
I AM LAUGHING REALLY, REALLY QUIETLY
BECAUSE IF I WAKE MY SISTER UP RIGHT NOW
SHE WILL ACTUALFAX KILL ME
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:D
it's not even six am, what are we doing?
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