don't mind me, i'm just a bit maniacal about you
fffffffff
I JUST CAN'T.
This feels really dangerous for a number of reasons. 1) Googling Orlando Bloom Twitter gets, um, several other pages that are more popular, and I'm too scared to find out this is a fake, and 2) I am skeeved out in a way that I have never been squicked by celebrity twitters, because when I loved Orli in my frighteningly obsessed teen years, getting this close to your celebrity crush's inner thoughts WASN'T POSSIBLE. Adjusted, Now!Me says I am happy he is a father and things are going well for him, and rabid!teen!Me wants to hit him over the head with a club and drag him to my bat cave.
I'm back hooooooome! When the curtains are thick and the dogs are bigger than overnight luggage and there are PEOPLE TO TALK TO! Hiiiiiiiiiiii people hiiiiiiiiiiii *smishes you all*