gibbs gibbs you so fine
I'm tired beyond the actual telling of it, but here is an as-it-happens account of tonight's NCIS
Gibbs: *finds blondie agent in truck with plastic over her head*
Me: Ohhh shit.
Gibbs: *flips her over, she's alive*
Me: Oh shit.
I want her to go away. I want one, just one, of my shows to season-finale it up in a way that doesn't give me aneurysms. Please please please please please. Just. Make Her Go A Way.
Poor dead guy from Numb3rs. I liked you most of all. :(
And nooooow they're babying her. And she's acting it up, and now she's groping the body wtf wtf wtf WTF WTF WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING WITH THAT EW EW EW EW EW SHE BUGS HER TEAM MATES OR WHAT ALIEN IMPLANTS UGGGGH.
...Ziva is worried? About what, she's a NINJA.
aww aww McGEE WHAT R U DOIN. YOU ARE SO CUTE. PROTECTIVE NERD GEEK *HANDS TO FACE* Ohhhh Abby that is not what a snog looks like. That's a hug, babe. (How cute is it that she wears color when she's feeling down?)
Ziva no ZIVA NO ZIVA BAD NO BAD NO NO ZIVA AUUUGH
Mom: I'M ALL UPSET NOW!
Me: I KNOW!
Wooooow the Secretary is an asshat. Oh fuck off, saturation level. I want Leon to quit and his wife to take over NCIS, because she's AMAZEBALLS.
Gibbs in his basement, fondling his wood. ...Wait.
Oh hey it's--somebody's tv boyfriend! The one with the giant ears!
Why does Trent Court have a disco ball for an eyepatch?
"If he wasn't, I am." Helllls to the yeah, Vance.
EEE AND TONY'S ALL FREAKING OUT ABOUT ZIVA IN FRONT OF THE BLOND CHICK, THIS IS--Oh great, Hi Serial Killer, WHERE THE FUCK IS ZIVA AND IS THAT BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS? HASN'T ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU NOT TO PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD.
Serial killer is very......smooth. I like rule #16--BREAK ALL HIS HANDS.
Oh great, story time. D: HIS DAD KILLED THE HORSIE? NO WONDER HE'S A FUCKING SERIAL KILLER, JESUS.
Oooooo Tony/Ray staredown fest starts NOW. Keep your voices low, boys, sexy sexy times. I don't think your faces are quite close enough. AND NOW HE'S DOING IT WITH COURT, WHAT IS THIS.
Oh shit, Abby! *cuddles her tight* It'll be okay, listen to Gibbs. Positive.
Fuck off blondie. You ain't coming on the rescue.
Ohhh shit, the ringy dingy, ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVAAAAAAAAAAAAA. "His niece special agent Barrett." Oh Tony's face. Wait. Does that mean--PALMER NO PALMER SHIT DON'T KILL PALMER AAAAAAKSDAFLALFSDF HE IS HARRY POTTER DON'T DO IT.
You know what I like? That Tony is not freaking out nearly as bad about blondie as he did about Ziva. ^___________^
Weird bag head torture. PALMER PALMER PLAMER. Heeeeeeeeey Gibbs, Gibbs, you so fine. WAIT WHAT WAS THE PALMER/GIBBS NOD--OH JESUS WOW, AND THE WINDOW, AND THE CAR. Daaaaaamn.
Smug Mcgee is smug lol. Don't let the door hit ya, blondie. NO SENSE WALKING AWAY FROM A GOOD THING, IS THAT A COMPLIMENT DINOZZO, YOUR BOYFRIEND THINKS IT IS. Not even a smooch goodbye. *is vindictive*
What. What are you doing Ziva. What. Stop making out with Ziva over empty boxes you SNEAKY SON OF A BITCH, I SAW THAT TEXT MESSAGE OHHHH YOU ARE I TROUBLE MISTER.
Oh :( Mike Franks. :( :(
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Tony what are you. Toooony. What are you. What are you DOOOOOING?
It better not be Gibbs. IT BETTER NOT BE GIBBS YOU ARE HANDLING (UNLESS IT IS LIKE THAT).
Blarrrrgh, I need a nap. It's only 8 o'clock, self, wtf.