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I honestly don't have much to say about this week's H5O, which seems to be the general consensus. But anyway, here we go:
Things I know to be true:
Steve loves Danny.
Steve: Check you out!
Oh Steve. Babe. You do that all the time.
Am I the only one impressed with snow cone man's THIGHS? O.O fffkalsdkfaldsf. Snow cones have never been sexier to me, unf.
What the fuck, Danny. How did you not get chewed out by Steve for this? OR ANYONE, REALLY? He's not a child molester, he probably hasn't even killed anyone and you throw hot coals in his face? Uncalled for, dude. You need to step back and re-evaluate the lines you're willing to cross, because if you don't then Steve has free reign on EVERYTHING, and I WANT THIS FIXED IN FIC IMMEDIATELY, FLIST, THE POWER OF KLU COMPELLS YOU. >.O
And I want to smack Chin upside the head. Or have Kono do it. What the fuck do you think you're doing, sir. You are smarter than this.
Then at the end--and I would first like to congratulate Fong on keeping the mystery alive--but I also know that a good portion of you went "Awwww how cute!" after he said "I still am [a good kisser]" because you thought Kono was digging it, I guess? All I saw was really fucking awkward on her face. REALLY FUCKING AWKWARD. Because how do you explain, Actually, I'm dating my cousin Chin Ho?
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WHATEVER. IN OTHER NEWS, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE PREVIEW:
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Click to view*SCREAMS* *CLUTCHES FACE* DANNY. DANNY.
STEVE HAS TO PICK GRACE UP AT SCHOOL. HE HAS TO TELL HER WHAT HAPPENED TO HER DANNO. AND HE'S FUCKING--LOSING HIS SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE AND DANNY CAN'T BREATHE AND GOD, IF STEVE COULD BREATHE FOR HIM, IF HE COULD PUSH HIS LIPS TO DANNY'S AND SHOVE AIR INTO HIS STUPID STUBBORN LUNGS AND INHALE ALL THE POISON OUT OF DANNY INTO HIS OWN LUNGS HE WOULD, HE WOULD IN A HEARTBEAT, BUT HE'S GOT TO TAKE CARE OF GRACE AND CATCH BAD GUYS AND WHERE'S RACHEL, HUH, SHE'S NOT STANDING AT DANNY'S BEDSIDE MAYBE SHE'S OUT OF TOWN BUT STEVE DOES THINK SHE'D BE THERE IF SHE COULD BUT SHE ISN'T AND IT'S ALL ON STEVE, THE WHOLE WORLD'S ON STEVE, THE WHOLE WORLD'S LYING IN A HOSPITAL BED SO STILL AND QUIET AND ALL STEVE CAN HEAR IS DANNY'S PANICKED GASPED "I CAN'T BREATHE," AND IT'S HIS FAULT, IT'S ALL STEVE'S FAULT.
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