I'm in the mood to tell you deep, meaningful and existential things, but that? Is the ginger rum martini things talking. Why does it always seem like I am such a boozer, god, LJ, I'm not really an alcoholic, I promise :((
BUT! It was my mom's birthday, so I'm fucking entitled to chocolate cake for breakfast, what is your excuse?
AND REALLY. SHUT UP THIS IS VERY COHERENT. REALLY ALL I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT IS
reena_jenkins , WHO FREAKING. I DON'T EVEN KNOW. SHE'S ALREADY POSTED
PART TWO OF THAT FREAKY DOUBLES VERSE I WAS TELLING YOU ABOut whoops, when did capslock go on. Eh, whatever.
Guys, this podfic here contains half a whole hour of porn. Thirty alksdfjlskdf minutes. In the days before I cared about things like not handwaving, apparently my energy was expended in smut best submitted anonymously to the kink meme. KSLKFALSKDF
SO DOWNLOAD AT YOUR OWN RISK. BUT ALKDFALD I'M TOTALLY BIASED, BUT REENA IS AMAZING AND YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DOWNLOAD ANYWAY. AND SHOWER HER IN ADORATION. GOGOGO