Here's the deal:
I'M HIATUSING. \O/
Because I'm going on vacation. To, uh, Juneau. Which....I don't know if you can really call going to Juneau a vacation, when we've finally finally finally been mid-40s all week and they just got more snow. *headdesk*
BUT WHATEVER, IT'S THE JUNEAU FOLK FESTIVAL. I haven't been since I was a toddler, but my parents have gone a bunch of years (occasionally even on my birthday. Without me). The super fun bonus part of going this time is performing as a family band! (SHUUUUT UPPPP.)
In case you don't know where Juneau is:
(It's always really amusing to me when writers send their characters to Alaska and they wind up in Juneau. NO ONE LIVES IN JUNEAU. Except bureaucrats. But it's cute that you think our capital might actually Have Some Importance. ;D )
Anyway, to keep you occupied in my absence--tonight through Monday morning, with some possible chances at internet in between, it's very sketchy--HERE IS A RECLIST:
NCIS
reena_jenkins podfic'ed The Moon Wanted More of My Night, which alskdjflaskdfj DO YOU KNOW HOW PERFECT THIS IS? I wrote this for my own 21st birthday almost exactly a year ago! Tony/Gibbs, Gibbs is a werewolf, idek, I don't care, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH *GLOMPS HER SOME MORE*
H5O
To Make Things Well by sheafrotherdon : You want to know why Danny had to change his shirt? FUCK YEAH YOU DO.
...and the flowers and the trees by misspamela : They're being chased by bad guys, OH DEAR DANNY FEELS A TROPE COMING ON.
The Great Sandwich Manoeuvre by siriaeve : In which Steve makes Danny a sandwich. No, seriously, that's what happens.
Once Upon a Place by giddygeek : Oh my god, actual heart-clutching went on when I read this. It's the reverse of the Danny-loses-his-appartment-and-moves-in-with-Steve thing, and just. I DO NOT KNOW HOW THIS IS SO PERFECT. ASKLFLKF
Gathering by gyzym : In which Steve keeps things, but so does Danny. I am rendered so incoherent by this, cannot even find the strength to keymash.
Stiofáin by siria : I CANNOT ACTUALLY EXPLAIN IN WORDS HOW AMAZING THIS IS. NO, YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. I WOULD READ A BILLION WORDS OF THIS AU. AN ACTUAL BILLION, AND KEEP BEGGING FOR TIMESTAMPS.
when your boots are well worn in by gyzym : "You know what you're being right now?" he says.
"Hmm?"
"A terrible SEAL," Danny says, not without glee. "What if there's an attack from above, huh? What're you gonna do, snore at them?"
YESSSSS.
I Solemnly Swear Not To Set Myself on Fire by sheafrotherdon : I have read many a Hawaiian wedding fic. Hell, I even accidentally wrote one. But no wedding fic in any fandom has ever left me as breathless and heart-eyed as this one.
Do Your Worst (Or Just Do Me) by giddygeek : "I gotta tell you that as incredible as this is, I think it falls a little short, maybe just a mile or two hundred miles short, of being an effective interrogation technique." LIAR.
Might as Well Let You In (between the sheets) by giddygeek : Steve needs the pillows to fill the space in his bed. <33333
I Called, You Came by andrealyn : IN WHICH DANNY SUCKS AT SEXTING, ALA CANON.
Inception
THIS DOESN'T HAVE A TITLE, BUT I AM NAMING IT 'BEST ARTHUR/EAMES FIC IN THE UNIVERSE' by jibrailis : I AM TELLING YOU NOTHING ABOUT THIS FIC. N O T H I N G. I want you to be SURPRISED. p.s. check out the arrrrrrt.
Untitled Knotting Fic by airgiodslv : PORN. PAHORN. Eames is a werewolf, PAAAAAAAAHORNNNN.
Merlin
Trouble by derryere : O_______O WOAH. THE FORMATTING. THE WORDS. MIND = BLOWN.
Druid King Porn by onelittlesleep : So much more than what it says on the tin. There's real emotion, jealousy, slightly dark!Merlin, hnnnnnnngh and then porn.
Screen Control Your Motherboard by furloughday : In which Merlin sucks at computers. But kind of rocks at chemistry, in more than one way. ;D
Paint the Sky with Silver Lining by anon: D/S, bottom!Arthur, magic!sex, oh my god, oh my god. More than porn, but. Hnnnnngh. And. LOVE SO MUCH LOVE. THESE TWO.
Due South
Being Small by arrow00 / esteefee : Okay, so i recently fell into reading ALL OF ARROW00'S STUFF because it's ON AO3, and and and LKASDJSLJ. This is a fic about RayK being shrunk by a shrinkray (naturally) and Fraser taking care of him. *______*
Other
The Very Virile Viking, Straight Guy Reviews of Bad Romance Novels: Look, I have issue with the guy needing to state his heterosexuality in his byline, but the rest of it? HILARIOUS. SO SO SO FUNNY OH MY FUCKING GOD. This can be applied to every badfic ever. HAHAHAHAHA
Just a Guy Thing by waldorph : She's The Man, Duke/Sebastian. You will not know how bad you needed this until you read it. BONUS!
reena_jenkins also podfic'd it here!
Undercover by china_shop : White Collar OT3! I was kind of thrown by the way it worked out, but in a good way! Rational adults making rational decisions! :DD
Vita Longa by copperbadge : I HAVE FINALLY SEEN ENOUGH DR. WHO TO READ THE RORY/AMY/DOCTOR OT3 FIC, AND IT WAS AMAAAAAAAAZING.
A Beginner's Guide to Vulcan Sexual Practice, by Captain James T. Kirk by thingswithwings: What it says on the tin, but MOAR.
To Boldy Go by sotto_voice : IT'S GLEE FUSED WITH STAR TREK. IN THE BEST BEST BEST BEST POSSIBLE WAY.
Joe and Nick and No One Else by onelittlesleep : GO AHEAD AND JUDGE ME FOR READING JOBROS PORN, I DO NOT CARE.
Vid:
Mr. Sandman by ash48 : A Bobby Vid. HAHAHA. THIS SHOULD NOT HAVE WORKED AS WELL AS IT DID.
If you somehow run out of things to read, may I point you toward flightjacket's delicious and dodificus in general?
So...yeah. I'll be back the day before my birthday! SEE Y'ALL THEN. <3
eta: So...some stranger just walked up to me and asked if I needed a million dollars, handed me a fake 1,000,000 dollar bill, and walked off. The back of the bill says, and I quote: "The million dollar question: Will you go to heaven when you die?"
Me: *smerrrrrrk*
*posts reclist of gay porn*