This is a post of unfortunate scarves
Exactly what it says on the tin. I FEEL I HAVE BEEN LETTING YOU DOWN, INTERNET. IT HAS BEEN, WHAT, DAYS SINCE THE POST OF PLAID.
This is actually a pic of unfortunate...everything, actually. Except for his face and the tightness of his pants. Those are excellent.
AGAIN. UNFORTUNATE.
Look, perhaps I should explain my issue with unfortunate scarves. Because I feel some of you may look at that pic and go "...What's wrong with it?" I WILL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG. IF IT IS COLD ENOUGH TO WEAR A SCARF, IT IS COLD ENOUGH TO WEAR A COAT. A TINY STRIP OF FABRIC AROUND YOUR THROAT WILL NOT MAGICALLY MAKE YOU WARMER. ALSO:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is an example of a good time to wear a scarf. HOWEVER (a wait, hiiiiii Icarus! WEE BABY DOG CARRIER, okay done) HOWEVER. This scarf seems to be made of Jared's rainbow candy, is ridiculously long, and HEY BB, NOT DOING ANYTHING TO KEEP YOU WARM. It is therefore a fashion accessory and umm kind of gross.
O_O
Ladies and Gentlemen, I just. I can't top that. THE UGLIEST SCARF AWARD GOES TO MARTIN FREEMAN.
BONUS: MOAR PLAID.
P.S. Tom Hardy seems to be suspiciously absent--I DARE YOU TO PROVE ME WRONG. Or Zachary Quinto? That man wears so many unfortunate things, SURELY ONE OF THEM IS A SCARF.
P.P.S. sangre_fria YOUR PACKAGE OF MINTY CHOCOLATE HAMAZINGNESS JUST ARRIVED, ALSKDFJALSKDFJALSKJDFLASDKFJ I HAVE ALREADY EATEN HALF A BAR. NO SHAME NO SHAME *CLINGS TO YOU*