Navy Seal Packages Tied up with String (These are a few of my Favorite Things)
aaahahaha I crack myself up.
SO THIS WEEK. Not as awesome as last week, I'll grant you, but guys it's HARD to BEAT emotional heart-to-hearts while wrangling a tree.
E'en SO!
So Steve's car breaks down:
And Danny has to push it:
Steve offers to switch places:
(my mom was freaked out by the vein in his arm. /random)
Which makes Danny's tie ~MAGICALLY DISAPPEAR~!
And his tongue stick out!
While his hands do interesting things. And his neck is bare and tanned and edible. I think there was dialogue? I also believe flightjacket's transcriptions are very accurate.
This entire scene? My face was one giant ball of :D
BECAUSE. BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE THIS HAPPENED???
Steve: *calls Danny* Soooooooo I have this classic car.
Danny: I am riveted by these things you say.
Steve: And I need someone to drive it with.
Danny: Because taking your dad's newly fixed car for a test drive by yourself down nostalgia lane without your Danny-sized safety blanket is a bad idea?
Steve:.....Maybe.
*CAR BREAKS DOWN*
Danny: AUUUUGH GOD DAMN IT
Danny's tie: AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON. *disappears*
Steve: SAFETY BLANKETS ARE THE BEST THINGS. XDD
HNGGGGGGGGGHASDJALKSDJ.
AND THEN. Okay, Chin Ho Kelly was a HAMF. (That is a Hot Ass Mother Fucker, and totally not something i just made up.)
Fghhhaaahdamn. O_O
Danny assumed the position:
That was goodtimes. (WHERE ARE THE FICS WHERE STEVE MASSAGES DANNY'S BACK AS AN APOLOGY? COME ON, PEOPLE, IT HAS BEEN 14 HOURS SINCE THIS AIRED, DON'T BE SLACKING.)
And in other news, CHIN HO KELLY WAS STILL SO GOD DAMN FUCKING HOT:
I am finding it sincerely difficult to pay attention to anything coming out of anyone's mouth when Chin is on the screen. THIS IS A PROBLEM. I KNOW THEY ARE SAYING IMPORTANT THINGS CRUCIAL TO SOME SEMBLANCE OF A PLOT. AND ALL MY BRAIN HEARS IS "Lalalala he's so pretty, lalala, oh dat ass." *FACEPALM*
And then the grenade scene. Look, I have no idea why attaching a grenade to a man's security door when he won't let you in without a warrant bothers me more than chucking a guy in a shark tank. Wait, maybe I do. But I think Danny needs to fuck some proper police procedure into his boyfriend STAT.
Just as soon as he gets his hands off his ears. SO CUTE SMART OKAY, I KNOW IT'S SMART BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE KID THROWING A TANTRUM. ♥____♥
And then (dun dun duuuuuuh) possibly my favoritest part: ~THE BEACH PARTY CLUB SCENE~
God, I love this. I love how Kono is practically bouncing going "WHEE PARTAY BEER COLLEGE," and Chin is--well, first Chin is *chipmunk cheeks*
And then he is BACK THE FUCK OFF AND KINDLY DIE IN A FIRE.
THEN KONO IS BADASS:
And poor Chin is feeling less than sufficiently ninja.
Aw, bb. Sex on the motorcycle, cuz?
Chin's got the handcuffs. ;3
Quick sort-of side note: This guy was AMAZING. Wasn't he in SPN? God, he deserves awards. All the awards.
AND THEN STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE:
ETA: PIRATE. I CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT PIRATE:
JUST IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN ONE BEFORE, THIS IS WHAT A PIRATE LOOKS LIKE.
*DIES*
*siiiiigh* This show. So much wrong with you. Still don't care. ^___________________________________________________^