Benedict Cumberbatch went to Hogwarts
Deep breaths. Happy place. Will watch SPN after writing club. Need to focus on getting the first bit of my Nano edited and printed into copies for the club to review. *practices lamaze*
And in the meantime:
Click to view*___* Ohhhhh his wee ginger HAIR. His wee ginger SIDEBURNS. Being interviewed by the Gayest British Man Ever To Gay A Brit! *_____*
flightjacket , look, I think you should give up on this nonsense of calling him "Benny Cumb" and go with HIS suggestion. You will be the sparkliest flower on Tumblr, I do declare.
pennyplainknits , I realize you are in my country instead of your own atm, but I still accept NO EXCUSES for not HOPPING ON A BUS/TRAIN/WEAVLE AND GETTING THYSELF TO LONDON TO SEE FRANKENSTEIN. Goddddd you guys. Do you realize how far I have to go to see anyone remotely famous? I mean besides Hobo Jim? AND YOU, YOU COULD FEASABLY STALK SO MANY PRETTY PEOPLE. AND IN THE NAME OF ~CULTURE~
"Yes, well, I mean, you just look like a walking knobb."
*Leo DiCaprio faaaace* *mental image scrub*
AND THEN. Apparently, we are the "Cumberbitches." We, the proud, the mighty, the semi-deranged, the whip-bearers, and I'm sorry, I just love his facial expression when he talks about he man who thanked him for representing asexuals, because AS MUCH AS I LOVE ME A GOOD ASEXUAL!SHERLOCK FIC, the thought of Benedict Cumberbatch Never Having Sex just makes my heart hurt in very stupid ways. I HAVE NEVER CLAIMED TO MAKE SENSE AT ALL.
And AUTUMN? AUTUMN IS VERY VAGUE AND TOO FAR AWAY AND I WANT YOU BACK IN MY LIIIIIIFE BENNY CUCUMBERPATCH (wtaf is this? Is it like a cucumber sandwich?) And basically, yeah. Flail flail flail. This is why I never get nice things.