Gone with the Wind. No really, it was right here, and now it's in Kansas.
Sooooo I have classes four days a week this semester (which doth sucketh the balls) and because the college is 45 minutes to an hour ONE WAY, and my giant behemoth of a possum van guzzles gas like a mofo, i had arranged to share a ride in with a.....friend, i guess. Sure. Friend. ONLY--
--I drive to meet her at this big parking lot and lo and behold, she doth pick me up. Unfortunately, ten minutes down the road, she notices my door isn't all the way shut. So i doth open the door, and i doth slam it. And the door? Doth not shut AT ALL.
So now we are going sixty mph down the freeway with me clinging to this door so it doesn't fly open and spiteth me unto the asphalt, and she doth opt to pull over. The door shalt not shut, neither shall it close, and so she then doth opt to drive me back to mine own vehicle. She then volunteered unto me to drive her all the way back to her abode, leaving her defunct truck in the parking lot thusly, and rendering me unto lateness. And loneliness. And driving thus the possum van, all the way into town, being buffeted hereto by winds of great speed, ET CETERA ET CETERA.
Which is the really fancy way of not saying, "I'm gonna try to finish up the Kono/Chin fic by tonight" unto thee.
*headdesk*
P. to the S.: Fo sho not doing big bang this year. If you so much as glanced at my syllabi, you would understand. :/
--I drive to meet her at this big parking lot and lo and behold, she doth pick me up. Unfortunately, ten minutes down the road, she notices my door isn't all the way shut. So i doth open the door, and i doth slam it. And the door? Doth not shut AT ALL.
So now we are going sixty mph down the freeway with me clinging to this door so it doesn't fly open and spiteth me unto the asphalt, and she doth opt to pull over. The door shalt not shut, neither shall it close, and so she then doth opt to drive me back to mine own vehicle. She then volunteered unto me to drive her all the way back to her abode, leaving her defunct truck in the parking lot thusly, and rendering me unto lateness. And loneliness. And driving thus the possum van, all the way into town, being buffeted hereto by winds of great speed, ET CETERA ET CETERA.
Which is the really fancy way of not saying, "I'm gonna try to finish up the Kono/Chin fic by tonight" unto thee.
*headdesk*
P. to the S.: Fo sho not doing big bang this year. If you so much as glanced at my syllabi, you would understand. :/