because that's just cruel.
Evil!G: *watching Merlin* His ears are rather...pixie-ish.
Me: That's one way to put it, said Chester's father.
Evil!G: You know who that Prince type boy looks remarkably like?
Me: Who?
Evil!G: Your cousin Jimmy!
Me: D: NO.
Uncle: Ohh, yeah...!
Me: NO. NO HE DOESN'T. AT ALL.
Evil!G: And there's absolutely no possible way the Prince hasn't drowned by now.
Me: T_________T