You Seriously Need To Reconsider The Length of Your Sideburns
(And/or facial hair, just so we can include Mr. Bradley James-Morgan. YES YOU.
(P.S. What is this amazingness happening on my LJ?? One of you is flyingsoftly , but who is awpoorcolin ?
(P.P.S. Two people who are NOT EVEN MY FLATMATES had sex outside my door last night, loud, obnoxious, HET SEX, because the flatmate who liked to watch the news in his boxer shorts GAVE THEM HIS KEY. So i'm just saying, if this post is even more incoherent than usual, it's because I fell asleep listening to Fall Out Boy, the loudest music on my ipod. And that just cannot do good things to your psyche.)
ON WITH THE SHOW!
I feel the first in the line-up should be in fact the inspiration for the title line, seeing as it was Mr. Firth Bridget Jones accused of needing to take some personal time with his razor. I GIVE YOU....
This whole Mr. Darcy affair seems to have set off an unfortunate chain of events (and chin etiquette) amongst our most baby-faced celebrities. And yes, Jared, we mean you.
Do you appreciate how hard it is to take you seriously as Samifer when Elvis Prestley wants his 'burns back?
Now, we realize that some of our boys need to rock a little scruff for a roll...
But let's face it. Sam Winchester will never buy tampons while wearing guyliner and nailpolish (*gulp*) so we can safely say...YOUR BROTHER BOUGHT YOU SHAVING CREAM FOR CHRISTMAS FOR A REASON.
Now sometimes, sideburns can lead to pleasant things. Like surprise!buttsecks.
But mostly it wil lead to bad disco.
Facial hair is a serious mental affliction. It can turn a face like this:
Into a face that looks like this:
Look at him. Bradley's own chinpubes make him sadface. :(
Also, it's contageous after long periods of affectionate nuzzling.
AND DO YOU WANT COLIN MORGAN TO HAVE SIDEBURNS? DO YOU REALLY?
BUT THE ROADBURN ON COLIN'S FACE NEGATES IT. WHAT. YOU MAKE FANGIRLS CRY.
Even Adam Lambert, one of the most inhumanly beautiful people on the earth...
Turns into an extraterrestrial from the Planet of Shag Carpet.
In conclusion:
JUST SAY NO.
And remember kids:
Pics stolen from everywhere! IT'S THE FOLK PROCESS. But if you'd like to know more about David Tennant's sideburns there is a website, and if you would like to groan at Colin and Bradley's bad choices some more check this out and then this.