BUT DEAD FROM FLAIL!

[queenklu]

Okay, remember how i was sighing morosely about that flowers/chocolate/wine combo that got delivered to someone who is not me? GUESS WHAT I JUST CAME HOME TO:

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[queenklu]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU DON'T HAVE YORKIES. Uh, they're peppermint patties. York peppermint patties? FAIL BRITAIN FAIL.

\O/

[queenklu]

Is it sort of thick minty goodness smothered in chocolate? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR COUNTRY.

[leodragon1]

Ah ha ha, awesome song!

So the plan is to cry some fake tears

Make the teacher think I worked on it for years

*gigglesnort* You too? And I was blonde then, which helped.

Also, yay for getting flowers! And yorkies, whatever they are. I'M GUESSING IT'S FOOD OF SOME SORT.

[queenklu]

I've never had to face down a prof, but if i DID? There would be fake tears. Quite posibly hysterics and hanky flailing.

THEY ARE PEPPERMINT PATTIES OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WORLD.

[leodragon1]

Peppermint patties are food? Man, I can't believe that I never wondered about that girl's name in the Charlie Brown comics...

The things you learn.

[queenklu]

*cries, just a little* Poor Australia. POOR BRITAIN. POOR COMMONWEALTH.

[pixelinfandom]

THESE COMMENTS, THEY ARE HYSTERICAL.

Good luck explaining the Yorkies.

[queenklu]

I FREAKING KNOW, RIGHT? MY POOR DEPRIVED COMMONWEALTHIANS WTF. They put air in their chocolate here too. Totally fucked up.

[queenklu]

OKAY NO. BECAUSE I DON'T WANT AIR IN MY CHOCOLATE, I WANT CHOCOLATE IN MY CHOCOLATE.