ahhhhhhh... morning after icon....
So. ...Let's not talk about me.
Let's talk about SPN.
COLORRRRR HOMG! DID YOU NOTICE? I AM SO SICK OF WATCHING SHOW IN ALL THESE MUTED SHADES OF GREY THEY USE TO SUBCONSCIOUSLY DEPRESS US (while very consciously fucking all of our emotions over to our face, wot wot) AND AND AND YEAH.
ALSO? WHOEVER DIRECTED THIS EPI? SHOULD GET A FUCKING OSCAR. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, BB!JESUS, FOR SOMEONE WHO DECIDED TO HAVE FUN WITH CAMERA ANGLES AGAIN. Remember when Show used to do that all the time? ~nostalgia~
AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT OSCAR SQUARED FOR LETTING THE BOYS PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! GOD, I LOVE SHOW, BUT SOMETIMES I THINK SHOW TAKES ITSELF A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY. AND THEN THERE ARE ZOMBIES, AND THEN THERE ARE HEADSHOTS, AND THEN THERE ARE BOYS PULLING FACES OVER PIE. *DIES FROM WIN*
SAM. SAM KNOWING IT'S A BAD IDEA. SAM SAYING ITS A BAD IDEA OUT LOUD.
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN. *FLAILS*
THIS FELT LIKE A FAN FIC. THIS FELT LIKE A FAN FIC OF THE VERY BEST KIND. ONLY, YOU KNOW, WITHOUT PORNS.
And now, because i really do owe you a reclist for last night this morning:
Pinto
(so...i kind of went on an author binge. ...Now i feel really bad, bad llama.)
Hang Me Up to Dry by 1297 : PORN. PORN LIKE BURNING. OMNOMNOMNOM
The Good Fight by 1297 : MOAR PORN, WITH BONUS TOPPY!ZACH/POWERBOTTOM!CHRIS, WHICH IS JUST. FUN.
Fade to Black by 1297 : Basically, what i love about this author (dispite what you might think from the prvious recs) is how ~insanely good~ at writing she is. How you're right there with Chris, your hand pressed against the glass.
The Book of Hours. 37 Days & 18 Hours by 1297 : Remember what i said about her writing? This is ZACH's writing. Like she crawled inside his head and plucked all these pretty images he'd never say alloud, but just might write down on 100% recycled paper with a $200 pen. And when we're gone, the air will still be thick with us. Us and dandelion fluff and plastic bags and all those other things that float on forever.
Definitely (Maybe) by 1297 : Last one, but you should really just give up and go read everything of hers (theirs? fuck). UST UST USTY of the very best kind, by which i mean, it becomes RSTed. *coff*resolved*coff*
Just Them by tara1031 : On-set shenanigans, by which i mean, water-bottle stealing. And no, that's not a euphemism.
Just Right by htebazytook : Somebody doesn't know they're daaaaaaaaaating.
Cuddle Sluts by htebazytook : CUDDLE SLUUUUUUUUUUUTS. LIKE. Oh. So. Cute. (Check out more of this author's fic if it doesn't grate on your nerves mildly bug you when they write "you know" in a third person narrative. I'm neurotic.)
This Shaking Keeps Me Steady by 2057 : drunk!Chris is kind of dumb. Luckily Zach is there to walk him through it.
You and I are a Gang of Losers by sidnihoudini : Sleepy, dreamy, relaxed and loving it GUY LOVE, BETWEEN TWO GUYS.
Take Me Out by winterlive : Okay. So. I read the pairing--Zach/Chris/imaginary!het!Zoe--and went ...~.^ But allow me to explain. INCENDIARY DIRTY TALK TO THE TUNE OF OMNOMNOM AND THEN SEQUELS. YUSS.
Swimming in a Fish Bowl by lastling : HaHAAAAA Zach masters the Vulcan salute. YES LIKE THAT. *fans self*
Suture Up Your Future by sidnihoudini : "Forty minutes of watching escort ads and suddenly you've got a taste for gay etiquette?"
Inhabiting by gigantic : Boys being boys doing boys who aren't the right boys, obviously. Honestly, Zachary.
Adam Lambert (yes, he is his own ship)
MEN IN KILTS. nsfw nsfw nsfw, hokay? Srsly. GUYS. GUUUUYS. I HAVE NEVER BEEN GLADDER TO BE IN SCOTLAND. XD
Due South (all FrayK, of course)
First One Thing, Then the Otter by sageness : *makes happy barky squeaky type noises and then curls up on Ray's lap* Yeah, that's all you're getting.
Five Times Ray Kowalski was Ashamed of his Dick and One Time He Wasn't by sageness : The weirdest thing happened when i was reading this fic--seriously almost started shipping RayK/OMC. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. The end was a little :/ for me, but the rest is Pure Gold.
Fifteen Dates Ray Never Had (And One He Did) by ignazwisdom : ^.^ I just. Really like this explanation for why Ray keeps hitting on Stella.
Like Bacon and Axel Grease by dessert_first : SOMEBODIES don't know they're dating... The B to my LT. XDD
Now...to essay writing. Because my hand told me to. ~.O