To Aid in the Continual Shrinkage of Your Social Life...
Massive ass reclist. MAAAAASSIVE. I have been collecting these in my favorites bar for...way too long, basically cherry picking from andnotflying's Star Trek reclist of DOOM and meresy's FrayK delicious account--neither of which i am ANYWHERE NEAR FINISHING. But my favorites bar might just pitch a fit about straws and camels and backs pretty soon, and it won't even giggle at the Men With Broom's reference.
So.
Star Trek: Reboot (unless otherwise stated, Kirk/Spock)
We Learn Each Other Slowly by raphaela667 : Love. Love. Love. Love is all Kirk needs. Spock needs a bit of nudging to see that.
Symphony for Stars and Planets by singingintime : OH. MY GOD. IT'S A IT'S A IT'S A STAR TREK ORCHESTRA AU. OMFG. Spock plays the violin and Kirk plays the trumpet and they're recording the Reboot soundtrack and and and Kirk wears a shirt with a fermatta that says 'Hold Me'--DO YOU GET IT? *DIES*
Shut Up and Eat Your Vegetables by barrowjane : Spock ~feeds~ him. Spock takes ~care~ of him. Spock ~looooooves~ him.
Mud, Music and Me by leupagus : BB!KIRK, BB!SPOCK, BB!ART, AND JUST. WIN.
Of Sentinels and Anchors by corpus_invictus : A perfectly winwinwin AU wherein Spock was not raised on Vulcan, and therefore didn't get all the brain training mojo that keeps his vulcan side under wraps. Which kind of sucks, because he can't really touch people without getting overwhelmed and quite posibly melting their brains.
And Years Went By by keelywolfe : KIRK/MCCOY/SPOCK OMNOMNOMNOM. THIS. THIS IS MY FAVORITE. I have a ~thing~ for threesomes with the actual complications of a three-way relationship, and McCoy is just. Bitter and angry and Spock is logical and Kirk is caring and basically BASICALLY, everyone is in character and i love it so hard i think i pulled something. WORTH IT. (worth it also to click the 'see page in my style' button if white text on black bugs you--i PROMISE).
Sun Protection Factor by soblazn_chekov : CHEKOV/SULU. Basically, i think Chekov is the prettiest kind of jailbait and should therefore have lots and lots of sex. (not unlike the Jonas Brothers...*coff*) I'm not picky about with who, but Sulu is just...really cute when he's jellus. ;3 Also, dude. Freckles.
Pinto
Poses by anonymous: Short of dancing naked around and around Zach until they both get dizzy and fall over, shouting, 'Gay, I am gay for you, I am so SO gay for you,' he can't see a better way to communicate his non-heterosexuality. Worth it for that line alone. J2, TAKE NOTES.
Nascent by angstbunny : TOO SHORT. Fuuuuuck me, i love some intellectual porn.
Elocution by synaesthesia : UM. IF THERE IS, IN FACT, AN AUDIO BOOK OF ST:R AS READ BY ZACHARY QUINTO, I NEEDS IT. FOR. ...RESEARCH. UM YEAH.
Bitch, PLEASE by screamlet : Bickering. Bickering in the car. Bickering at the house. Bickering in the morning. Bickering during sex. Basically, a bicker!kink. I think we kind of love it when our boys are utter douches. ;3
All That Is Left is All That I Hide by unsubtle : I love the way this is written--the little scenarios in Chris's head verses What Actually Happens--because that's pretty much exactly how my brain works.
Blind Items by leupagus : Once again, fangirls making lemonade when life gives them lemons. Or in this case, making PORN when life gives them bizarre and freaky blind items about how toppy Zach is. God, i love fangirls.
Due South
The Train Goes Slow by atrata : This is just FUN. And not fluffy joyful jellybean fun--both Fraser and Ray are kind of stupid and fighting and neither one of them knows why but they keep doing it because...wayell. Post MotB, that is not the last punch either of them throws.
Katabasis by aria : You know, Ray hasn't seen Hercules (because it wasn't even out yet) but he STILL knows more about Greek mythology than Percy Jackson. Which is great when you need to rescue your partner from the Canadian underworld.
In The Quiet by arrow00 : Ray takes Fraser CAMPING and it's SO CUTE even though his motivations are not entirely selfless (i.e. to allow Fraser to be loud between the sheets) this is no pointless PWP. There are ~feelings~ and they are ~nummy.~
Mirror Image by spuffyduds : Go and read everything she's written. Right now. But start with this fic, because Ray--beautiful, smart, wonderful Ray--is convinced that there's no way Fraser will stay with a guy like him. Yeah, Ray's kind of stupid, too.
What Am I Going to Do With You? by spuffyduds : BODYSWAP. BODYSWAP. WOOTWOOTWOOT \O/ *deep breath* Um. Hi, i like it when Fraser sniffs things.
Kisses in the Marketplace, Kisses Given Free by spuffyduds : (are you noticing a trend?) R-A-Y-K, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. The last one will break everything in your brain, and turn your heart to mush. FYI, you've been warned.
Can't Wait til the Morning Has Come by roadrunner1896 : One paragraph in--totally hooked. Half way through the fic i started purring. 1000 words later i had my fists over my mouth to keep the squeaks of utter joy in. So. To give you that, i'm not telling you a damn thing about this fic, other than if you don't read it, baby angels will cry.
A State of Being (in Five Steps with Flow Chart) by aria : Hee! Flow charts! Oh Ray.
Sam/Dean
I've Got a Hand For You by valiant : I HAVE BEEN NEGLECTING MY BOYS. D: Good thing Dean is taking care of Sammy. Yes, like that. Yes, like that a LOT.
Know When To Walk Away, Know When to Run by deirdre_c : This is my favoritest line: “We’ve got all four food groups represented: Cheetos, Doritos, Fritos, and Tostitos.” Seriously, Sam should know better than to try to beat Dean at cards.
Drag It Through the Garden by regala_electra : this is my kind of apocafic. Wherein Sam'nDean go work in a diner and have lots and lots of sex. With each other. A land where Dean is awesome and Sam is snarky and they're well fed and happy and together.
Merlin
Merlin Emrys and the Totally Gay Triwizard Tournament by twentysomething : IT'S A IT'S A IT'S A HARRY POTTER AU. *DIES*
Come back and tell me which ones you liked best! I mean, if you feel like it! :D