How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Some people may have seen this before, but it's still good. Feel free to add your own!

How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. one to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. one to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. one to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. one to tell the nations of the world that they are either for changing the light bulb or for darkness;

5. one to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. one to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner "Light bulb Change Accomplished";

7. one administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally "in the dark";

8. one to viciously smear #7;

9. one surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. and finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.