OH MY GOD THAT EPISODE WAS PERFECT. (Spoilers under cut.)
+ Obviously I have a shiny shiny James/Camille tinhat:
- She is so into roleplay. It’s not even a question. The face he made when she appeared as a southern belle was totally “I...did not expect to be into this... oh dear I will pretend not to get it because my bro doesn’t get it.” WHAT IT TOTALLY WAS. :shines tinhat:
- Ummm also the last we see of her is her with James and Jett still in drag. I’m prettttty sure they went back to her apartment and the phrase, “No, leave the dress on,” was uttered.
- PS if you want fic about Jett where James and Camille totally try to convince him to come be their third,
you should really read this.
+ Okay but also LUCY/CAMILLE OMG. Because. You know. Lucy actually says, “Wow, Camille, you look hot.” THEY SHOULD MAKE OUT.
+ AND KENDALL/JETT. I will never ever ever ever stop believing that Jett is totally and completely gay and also has a massive thing for Kendall, and his, “Yeah, Kendall, which one of us is better looking? Be honest,” was just...YES.
+ WHEN THERE’S A NEW HOT GUY JETT AND JAMES TEAM UP TO GET RID OF HIM AND BICKER ABOUT WHO’S BETTER LOOKING. I JUST. I CAN’T. I CAN’T. Seriously, when Jett walked in I had a spasm. SHOW HOW ARE YOU SO PERFECT?????
+ UM ALSO THE ACTUAL PLOT? Elevator shenanigans! Lucy telling off her jerky ex! Kendall being awkward but trying to do the right thing! And the B and C plots were really enjoyable and smooth without taking away the time needed for the A plot.
+ And okay okay okay have I mentioned how hard I ship Kendall/Lucy? I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THAT SHE CALLS HIM ON HIS SHIT AND HE LIKES HER FOR IT. I really super want them to get together. AND YET I ALSO LOVE JO AND FIND HER AND KENDALL ADORABLE. Leading to...
+ JO, ZOMG. I can not wait for next week’s episode.
So in summary: HOLY SHIT BEST EPISODE. Seriously. It’s been a really, really solid season so far, and this is still the best episode we’ve had.