Gimilzor's been kind of weird lately. He acts like he misses me. Ppssssht he's messing with my head again. He did that a lot when we were married. Oh, well, whatever... in more exciting news...
YAY!! And furthermore:
YAY!!I packed up all my stuff in the back of the shiny new dumptruck (I covered it with a candy-striped tarp) and drove over
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I wanted to be Isildur's whore.
Not really.
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Ahahahaha, I almost died again reading that.
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But if you do want to be someone's whore, Smaug is looking!
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No comment on the Smaug thing.
Okay one comment. ICK.
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Ahem. Your lovely and brilliant ex-wife is NOT my whore. She is my Adored Long-Term Lesbian Lover.
And you would be so lucky to be my whore. Hrmph! ;)
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And yes, he would. ;) ;) Hahaha that would be interesting, to say the least.
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I am not a whore!! >:|
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