Cupcakes and porn and tiny, tiny Polish actors.

[queeniegalore]

Hahahaha, today I made red velvet CUPCAKES.

Ok, so I made this recipe, except I didn't have any red food colouring and it was RAINING. I wasn't going out in the rain for red food colouring! So I looked through the cupboard, and obviously I had PINK food colouring, so I went with that. Also, I decided not to make cream cheese frosting because my

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[puckling]

I WISH TO COME VISIT YOU SO WE COULD SIT AROUND IN SUITS AND EAT CUPCAKES AND DRINK TEA AND TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TALL PAWEL IS (POCKETSIZED!). IT'D BE AWESOME.

[sharksdontsleep]

I AM INVITING MYSELF TO THIS TEA PARTY. NO JOKE, WE HAD A TEA PARTY AT WORK TODAY AND THEN MY COWORKERS WORE MATCHING SHIRTS BECAUSE IT WAS BLUE SHIRT DAY.

PAWEL = SNACK-SIZED! FUN-SIZED! TWO-BITES-OF-POLISH-SIZED!

I GIVE YOU TEA FROM HERE. GOOD TEA.

[queeniegalore]

PAWEL = SNACK-SIZED! FUN-SIZED! TWO-BITES-OF-POLISH-SIZED!

TWO BITES IS PRETTY SMALL. YOU'D HAVE TO GO SLOWLY TO MAKE HIM LAST LONGER.

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TEAPARTIES! BLUE SHIRTS! I WANNA HANG OUT AT YOUR WORK.

[puckling]

BB, YOU ARE ALWAYS WELCOME TO ANY AND ALL TEA PARTIES I'M INVOLVED IN.

NO JOKE, WE HAD A TEA PARTY AT WORK TODAY AND THEN MY COWORKERS WORE MATCHING SHIRTS BECAUSE IT WAS BLUE SHIRT DAY.

DID YOU MAKE MRE COOKIES?

PAWEL = SNACK-SIZED! FUN-SIZED! TWO-BITES-OF-POLISH-SIZED!

JUST THE RIGHT SIZE. TRAVEL SIZE. SIZED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE.

[queeniegalore]

IT WOULD BE THE BEST TEAPARTY EVER. WE'D BE SO PIMPIN' IN OUR AWESOME SUITS. GODDAMN WE ROCK :D

[puckling]

TRUE FACT!