My weird obsessions just got weirder - Oscars RPF, what what?

Mar 09, 2010 12:45

Bored, bored, hungover, sleepy from insomnia. Can't write, think I'm crap. Can't even be bothered mustering up the energy to picspam. Have spent all morning feeling sorry for myself.

UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHH.

No, no, none of that. Coffee will help, and pictures of Ray and Walt and Brad and Nate and re-reading the foursome stuff in my comments from last night (because, ok, seriously? How are there no orgy fics in this fandom?) and optimistically typing away at the coda to a story that isn't even back from my beta yet (so dumb. Counting chickens, etc) and listening to The Hush Sound. Which, actually, I'm changing because I CAN'T write porn to The Hush Sound. Too weird.

Also weird - after I went to bed last night - this morning - I spent my insomnia thinking about how hot it'd be if Jeremy Renner and Kathryn Bigelow hooked up. Like, seriously hot, right? I was picturing them in a  private room at a party all hot and heavy and her about to go down on him when he stops her and says "Uh uh, not tonight. Tonight, the whole fucking world should give you a blow-job" and then he just...I can't even write it in here, it's too porny and they're REAL. Now I'm BLUSHING. GAH. *covers face*



BUT LOOK HOW CUUUUTE!

--Beck

kathryn bigelow, jeremy renner, hush sound, oscars, coffee, fuck life

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