Lara Croft would kick them all into shape and listen to whatever she damn wanted.
Hey guess what, guys. there's a new Tomb Raider coming out. WHOO! I always panic a little when they announce a new Tomb Raider, though, because I remember I haven't finished the last one. So I spend like, a week playing hardcore before I get stuck on some impossible sequence of jumps and just spend the whole time abusing Lara before giving up. "BITCH! oh, you bitch, why didn't you grab the thing! UGH, now I have to climb back up -just DIE, then, fall on these spikes and DIE, you whore." *throws controllor down in disgust* Man, I love that game! And Lara, I totally love Lara.
Haha, I just thought of something. Frank is watching Gerard play Tomb Raider one night and is getting a little uncomfortable! Lara is designed to be perfect, and she's got those little shorts anf huge...guns! And he's like, "Uh, Gerard, do you... have you ever... You know. Gotten turned on by Lara Croft?" and Gerard sort of flushes! And misses the next jump! And he's like, "Well, yeah, I guess...is that normal?" And Frank's all "Uhhh...I guess so?" And they're quiet for a minute, and then Gerard drops the controllor, "You wanna-" "Yeah, ok," and then they run to the bunks.
(and then they have sex! In case that wasn't entirely clear)
So my new job starts in a week. I am worrying about things like: a) What will the music be like? I can play pretty much what I want at my shop. What if people hate my music? What if I hate THEIR music? What if I have to listen to R&B or power ballads all day? b) My new boss is Christian, he won't work on Sundays. What if we don't get along? What if he's homophobic? What if he disapproves of all my tattoos? What if he disapproves of the fact that I live in sin with my boyfriend? What if he thinks Panic! At the Disco (or what, have they dropped the ! yet?) is devil music? What if he makes me take off my (Phantom) Skull Ring? and c) What if my new staff hate me? What if they scoff when I ask them to do things? What if they realise that I'm a fraud and have no idea what the shit I'm doing in a position of authority? What if I realise I'm the least authorative person on the planet! I've never help power over people before. What if I suck at it? What if I can't discipline people? What if I do, and they hate me for it? What if they hate me anyway?
...and so on. I'm sure all of these will prove to be unfounded, and I'm trying to put them firmly out of my mind. It'll be fine! Fine I tell you. I'm Not Worrying. Except about the music thing, I'm really wigging about that. ARGH.
I'm...I'm just gonna go play TR: Anniversary until I remember that the reason I stopped playing last time is because I can't make this certain jump before the flames get me and I always end up back in the water and have to swim to the ledge and do it all again. And then stop playing. Again. It's very zen, actually.
--Cheers, Beck
Haha, I just thought of something. Frank is watching Gerard play Tomb Raider one night and is getting a little uncomfortable! Lara is designed to be perfect, and she's got those little shorts anf huge...guns! And he's like, "Uh, Gerard, do you... have you ever... You know. Gotten turned on by Lara Croft?" and Gerard sort of flushes! And misses the next jump! And he's like, "Well, yeah, I guess...is that normal?" And Frank's all "Uhhh...I guess so?" And they're quiet for a minute, and then Gerard drops the controllor, "You wanna-" "Yeah, ok," and then they run to the bunks.
(and then they have sex! In case that wasn't entirely clear)
So my new job starts in a week. I am worrying about things like: a) What will the music be like? I can play pretty much what I want at my shop. What if people hate my music? What if I hate THEIR music? What if I have to listen to R&B or power ballads all day? b) My new boss is Christian, he won't work on Sundays. What if we don't get along? What if he's homophobic? What if he disapproves of all my tattoos? What if he disapproves of the fact that I live in sin with my boyfriend? What if he thinks Panic! At the Disco (or what, have they dropped the ! yet?) is devil music? What if he makes me take off my (Phantom) Skull Ring? and c) What if my new staff hate me? What if they scoff when I ask them to do things? What if they realise that I'm a fraud and have no idea what the shit I'm doing in a position of authority? What if I realise I'm the least authorative person on the planet! I've never help power over people before. What if I suck at it? What if I can't discipline people? What if I do, and they hate me for it? What if they hate me anyway?
...and so on. I'm sure all of these will prove to be unfounded, and I'm trying to put them firmly out of my mind. It'll be fine! Fine I tell you. I'm Not Worrying. Except about the music thing, I'm really wigging about that. ARGH.
I'm...I'm just gonna go play TR: Anniversary until I remember that the reason I stopped playing last time is because I can't make this certain jump before the flames get me and I always end up back in the water and have to swim to the ledge and do it all again. And then stop playing. Again. It's very zen, actually.
--Cheers, Beck