I want to be a Producer!

[queenie125]

'Make it happy, make it snappy, make it GAY!'

'Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.s.ss.s.s.............sssssssssssssssss'

'Carmen Ghia: He's having a stroke... of genius!'

Leo Bloom: I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!
Max Bialystock: [slaps him]
Leo Bloom: OW! I'm in pain! I'm in pain, and I'm wet, and I'm still hysterical!

Ulla: Secretary-slash-receptionist? Okie-slash-dokie!

Franz Liebkind: Now Hitler- there was a teriffic painter. He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon. Two coats!

Mr. Marks: Do I detect the foul stench of self-esteem?

Franz Liebkind: I'm not killing anybody, this is no fun

I never thought I'd laugh so hard through a two and a half hour movie. Nope. Sure didn't.

I will give you every single kudos I ever owned if you tell me where this quote is from:

'Jeremy? Hillary? Mr.Boob?'

Love from Chester the Molester {{PAULD/DANNY GLOVER... he looks like a sexual predator in BELOVED... yeah... yeah....}}