OMG U R BOTZ I WILL REPROT U!!!!!!!!!!111

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    I am surrounded by asians! =D! (Actually, one's sitting next to me writing a term paper and the others at a table behind me, but WHEE! =D)
    And now, a lamer-speech summary of the interactions between Renley the Each Uisge and Kavin the Orphan Boy. XD It should look like it's been RP-ed by two twelve year olds in an AOL chatroom:

OrphenKavin: i am wlaking in teh woods i see a lake. it is a pertty alke.
WtrHrseRen: i am in teh lake. omgliek i c u!!ima go hied in teh wods and stuf!11!!1!1 omg
OrphenKavin: wut was TAHT????!!! WTF LOL i saw something whiet in da wods11!!
WtrHrseRen: it is i an 3ach uisg3!!111! WTF im hot and im ONA HAL of a pr3ty hrose!1!1!1!1 LOL COM3 HITH3R111111!!
OrphenKavin: omgliek k!!!!1 ::gos & petz hrosey!!:: BARBEI HORSA1!11 OMG
WtrHrseRen: OMG u pet god!!!11 u r MINE 4EVAR!!
OrphenKavin: OMG1!!!!!1!!1!1 OMG WTF?!?! tlaking horsie!!!
WtrHrseRen: HA!!!1 i get u wet grab soem fish & we go u plcae!!!111 i liek u and no eat u!!!111
OrphenKavin: OMG WTF?!?! LOLOLOLOLOLO!!! dammit!11
WtrHrseRen:> k we @ ur house. omgwtf I need waetr!!1 i am teh watter hrose!! ::drags tub into room:: go egt awter!!!11
OrphenKavin: y?! u not boss!!11
WtrHrseRen: im boss!!!!11 get wter or i eat u!!!11
OrphenKavin: omg!!!1 k! ::gets watr!!11 for aech usgei!!!::
WtrHrseRen: TEH YAY!!
OrphenKavin: y am i urs?! u siad i was urs!!1?!
WtrHrseRen: no IMM NOT TELNG!!!1
OrphenKavin: y am i urs?! u siad i was urs!!1?!
WtrHrseRen: no IMM NOT TELNG!!!1
OrphenKavin: y am i urs?! u siad i was urs!!1?!
WtrHrseRen: no IMM NOT TELNG!!!1
WtrHrseRen: omgwtf u shut up now or i eat u!!111
OrphenKavin: u no eat me!!11
WtrHrseRen: ::bites ur shluder:: now i do. U R SO STUPID QUIT ASKNG M3 QUESTIONS U FR3AK!!!1111111
OrphenKavin: omgwtf SDSTOP!!!!!!!11
WtrHrseRen: im not stopping. u die now! TAL M3 Y I SHUDNT KIL U!!!!!!!!!!11
OrphenKavin: omgwtf SDSTOP!!!!!!!11
WtrHrseRen: im not stopping. u die now! TAL M3 Y I SHUDNT KIL U!!!!!!!!!!11
OrphenKavin: omgwtf SDSTOP!!!!!!!11
WtrHrseRen: im not stopping. u die now! TAL M3 Y I SHUDNT KIL U!!!!!!!!!!11
OrphenKavin: omgliek im so sorry!! stop!
WtrHrseRen: k!
WtrHrseRen: ::I BANDAEG U AND SOTP TEH BLEDNG::
OrphenKavin: y u kep me? wat ur intentoins?!!
WtrHrseRen: IM NOT T3LNG U1!!!1!1!111
OrphenKavin: y u kep me? wat ur intentoins?!!
WtrHrseRen: IM NOT T3LNG U1!!!1!1!111
OrphenKavin: y u kep me? wat ur intentoins?!!
WtrHrseRen: IM NOT T3LNG U1!!!1!1!111
WtrHrseRen: OMG U R TEH HAWT!!! *OMGLUSTSLOBERLUSTKSISS!!*
OrphenKavin: OMGWTF?!! NO!!! sotp!!!!!!!11
WtrHrseRen: OMG U R TEH HAWT!!! *OMGLUSTSLOBERLUSTKSISS!!*
OrphenKavin: OMGWTF?!! NO!!! sotp!!!!!!!11
WtrHrseRen: OMG U R TEH HAWT!!! *OMGLUSTSLOBERLUSTKSISS!!*
OrphenKavin: OMGWTF?!! NO!!! sotp!!!!!!!11
WtrHrseRen: I AM TEH ASHMED!!11 ::rnuns awy!!!!::
OrphenKavin: i find u!!!
WtrHrseRen: :in lake:: OMG I SUK I RILLY RILLY SUK AND I HAET MYS3LF!!1! LOL I N3ARLY RAEPD DA KID OMG OMG!!!!1 I SUK!!!!
OrphenKavin: ::at lake:: i dont trust u1!111 WTF COM3 BAK HOMA WIT ME!1!!!
WtrHrseRen: k!!!
    And then it ends. XD;; It was fun. I got confused on how to lamer-ize some phrases so I used Punkie's English to 12 Year-Old AOLer translator. =D! It was fun! Whee!!
        -Jessica