Sep 04, 2003 14:33
Okay. *Ahem* Now, before I begin, I gotta tell you something. I was the last person on the computer last night. It was about 2:30AM or something, and I went to bed after telling Ojo I was gonna be dead in the morning.
I get up this morning. The computer's off. It's okay. I get ready for school.
Come home after lunch and stuff and here I go and plop down on the computer. The first thing that comes into contact of my eyes is a shortcut to "Studio69.com" or something. It's a little cute picture of some chick's bikini bottom.
My reaction? "Whaaaaaaaaat?" O_o ... I don't get what happened. My first thoughts turn to a sneaky spyware product (they can do things like pop up ads continually and stuff).
Well, just to be sure, I check the History folder. Oh, yeah. Three pornography sites, from what I can see. It's... Uhm... It was that Studio69 place, some place whose URL was like cumonmebitch.com or something, and something that was like xxx-for-whatever-it-said.com. O_o;; Well, I thought, maybe the parents mistakenly stumbled into some pornography (it's happened before. XD;; My mom got an e-mail from a pornspammer that was like "Hi, it's me Patricia! Remember? Click here!" and she clicked and... BAM! Porn!).
So, not really bothered, I go to Windows Media Player and open it up. I expected to see my playlist. What I see instead is one name "nigel."
Uh-oh.
I click on it and go "This had BETTER not be porn!" ... But it was. GAY porn, to be exact. It was from BoysFirstTime.com or something. Six seconds of oral mansex. And I was like "OH MY FUCKING GOD!! Who was ON HERE?!"
Number one -- my brother and my father are straight STRAIGHT men and think homosexuality is a BAD, BAD thing. No way in hell they'd intentionally look at it. Number two -- Gay porn makes me squeamish, because it's MEN XD... And if I did something like this, I sure as hell wouldn't leave tracks. Number Three -- The house was SET TO ALARM. If someone managed to open a door or whatnot, the alarm would have went off. If someone wanted to use the computer THIS badly for porn, they went through a window and didn't take anything of value. O_o
No, no. I'm starting to think hacker or spyware program. 'Cause... Dude. I mean, SICK. I'm going to fly through here with Norton Antivirus and Lavasoft Ad-Aware 6. Clear out spyware, look for viruses.
Another weird thing is that for a while, somebody put an Ozzy CD in the CD drive here because Jake and I would see an Ozzy playlist and be like "How'd this get here?"
And Mom and the family just came in and Mom's like "Did you see those footprints??!" And I was like "No." By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. >_> SOMEBODY's invading our HOUSE or something!! This is fucking creepy!
-Jessica
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