So, with help from Mark, I managed to get a netbook. It's an Asus:
Here's a link so you can see it at Best Buy. For those of you who don't want to clicky (or can't right now), it's midnight blue (that means more than just color. It's almost velvety, and sparkly.), has a 6-cell L-I battery, and a 10.1" screen. There's a lot more to it than that. It's awesome. I am all happy-dancey-squee over it. But I thought I'd let y'all know.