A Guide To Vampire Disease
Datums: 19 October 2018.
Subject: A Guide To Vampire Disease.
See below for an informative guide to vampire disease as authored by HRH Brayden Spencer, otherwise known as Elizabeth Sherry.
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Question: Are vampires real?
Answer: Yes, vampires are real. A person becomes a vampire by becoming infected with various strains of vampire virus disease.
Question: What are the types of vampire virus disease?
Answer:
1.) Aedes Aegypti.
2.) Endogenous Retrovirus.
3.) Nika Virus.
4.) Endomi.
5.) Zika Virus.
Question: How does a person become infected with the vampire virus disease?
Answer: Generally, infection occurs after a person or victim drinks or eats beverages or food that are contaminated with blood that contains the different viruses. Infection can also occur if a person drinks "straight" infected blood such as one might find in old tales where a vampire exchanges blood with another. Ergo- When a vampire "feeds" on a person and then allows this same person to drink their own blood. A person will remain infected with vampire disease as long as they consume blood regularly. A vampire's blood intake is called, "bloodmeal".
Question: Can a person be cured of vampire disease?
Answer: Yes, although it isn't pleasant for this person or victim. Anytime a vampire is cured of vampire disease, they spontaneously combust in some manner or other with severity varying depending on different factors. You can in fact spontaneously combust so horrendously that you die, even to the point that you start to smoke of go up in flames, although this usually does not happen unless you become a blood guzzler and habitual drinker of bloodmeal to the point that you are again, literally guzzling blood.
I'd recommend a trip to the hospital if you suspect that you have contracted vampire disease. The easiest way to recover from this illness is to inform the hospital that you suspect that you may have contracted endogenous retrovirus and that you need assistance in terminating the disease. Some medical personnel may either not be aware of what the disease is or might feign ignorance of what endogenous retrovirus is, but either way you can just enter the ER during the process of spontaneously combusting the disease merely by refusing to drink or eat foods that contain bloodmeal. At the point where you begin to spontaneously combust, you will develop a fever and begin sweating profusely, so the ER staff upon taking your temperature, should be able to confirm that there is something wrong with you.
It is also possible that a heart irregularity might occur during spontaneous combustion, as well, and that the medical staff will detect this issue. Understand that vampire blood is different than normal human blood and that during the process of your system literally burning off the disease, that oxygen levels in your blood will increase. This could lead to a heart attack, although again, you should recover eventually. Even if you do suffer a heart attack, it should not lead to any long lasting damage in the instance of vampire disease infection. Tell your doctor or the admitting nurses if you suffer heart pain during your visit to the ER.
Note: I would not advise telling ER staff that you suspect that you were infected with the Nika or Zika viruses, as those diseases are more recently mis-classified in the media as different serious illnesses than vampire disease. Also understand that even if the staff does not understand what endogenous retrovirus is, that it is not necessary for you to explain to them that it is vampire disease. You can just explain that you have heard that this specific disease has been going around and that you may have caught it. Why bother dealing with accusations that you have mental health issues in the event that you try to explain to ignorant or willfully ignorant medical personnel that you believe somehow you were turned vampire? Just tell them the name of the virus and ask for assistance with the symptoms of the actual spontaneous combustion.
Question: If I am hospitalized or visit the doctor and a blood sample is taken, will the hospital or my doctor be able to figure out which strain of vampire disease I have contracted?
Answer: Probably not. In fact, even if you were infected with the actual Nika and Zika viruses, those diseases may not even test positive during an actual check of your blood. While it is possible that the doctor treating you might detect Nika, Zika or another vampire virus disease, it is highly unlikely. The reason for this is that most labs and technicians do not run a test for these specific disease anti-bodies, therefore they are not looking at your blood for vampire disease specifically. Some labs do not have the means to check for vampire diseases, either. The lab simply may not know how to check for the anti-bodies!
Question: Do vampires really have fangs?
Answer: Yes, vampires really do grow fangs and can often exhibit such fangs during a "fang strike" incident, where they attempt to bite another person, etc... The eye color of vampires also changes with the eyes exhibiting a neon-like greenish, blueish or yellowish hue during the process of a fang strike. The eye color of dormant vampires also changes depending on how much a guzzler they are, as well, with blue eyes turning a deeper shade of blue and brown eyes turning a shade of dark brown verging on black. The reason that the eyes change color is due to the proteins consumed from imbuing bloodmeal.
Subject: A Guide To Vampire Disease.
See below for an informative guide to vampire disease as authored by HRH Brayden Spencer, otherwise known as Elizabeth Sherry.
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Question: Are vampires real?
Answer: Yes, vampires are real. A person becomes a vampire by becoming infected with various strains of vampire virus disease.
Question: What are the types of vampire virus disease?
Answer:
1.) Aedes Aegypti.
2.) Endogenous Retrovirus.
3.) Nika Virus.
4.) Endomi.
5.) Zika Virus.
Question: How does a person become infected with the vampire virus disease?
Answer: Generally, infection occurs after a person or victim drinks or eats beverages or food that are contaminated with blood that contains the different viruses. Infection can also occur if a person drinks "straight" infected blood such as one might find in old tales where a vampire exchanges blood with another. Ergo- When a vampire "feeds" on a person and then allows this same person to drink their own blood. A person will remain infected with vampire disease as long as they consume blood regularly. A vampire's blood intake is called, "bloodmeal".
Question: Can a person be cured of vampire disease?
Answer: Yes, although it isn't pleasant for this person or victim. Anytime a vampire is cured of vampire disease, they spontaneously combust in some manner or other with severity varying depending on different factors. You can in fact spontaneously combust so horrendously that you die, even to the point that you start to smoke of go up in flames, although this usually does not happen unless you become a blood guzzler and habitual drinker of bloodmeal to the point that you are again, literally guzzling blood.
I'd recommend a trip to the hospital if you suspect that you have contracted vampire disease. The easiest way to recover from this illness is to inform the hospital that you suspect that you may have contracted endogenous retrovirus and that you need assistance in terminating the disease. Some medical personnel may either not be aware of what the disease is or might feign ignorance of what endogenous retrovirus is, but either way you can just enter the ER during the process of spontaneously combusting the disease merely by refusing to drink or eat foods that contain bloodmeal. At the point where you begin to spontaneously combust, you will develop a fever and begin sweating profusely, so the ER staff upon taking your temperature, should be able to confirm that there is something wrong with you.
It is also possible that a heart irregularity might occur during spontaneous combustion, as well, and that the medical staff will detect this issue. Understand that vampire blood is different than normal human blood and that during the process of your system literally burning off the disease, that oxygen levels in your blood will increase. This could lead to a heart attack, although again, you should recover eventually. Even if you do suffer a heart attack, it should not lead to any long lasting damage in the instance of vampire disease infection. Tell your doctor or the admitting nurses if you suffer heart pain during your visit to the ER.
Note: I would not advise telling ER staff that you suspect that you were infected with the Nika or Zika viruses, as those diseases are more recently mis-classified in the media as different serious illnesses than vampire disease. Also understand that even if the staff does not understand what endogenous retrovirus is, that it is not necessary for you to explain to them that it is vampire disease. You can just explain that you have heard that this specific disease has been going around and that you may have caught it. Why bother dealing with accusations that you have mental health issues in the event that you try to explain to ignorant or willfully ignorant medical personnel that you believe somehow you were turned vampire? Just tell them the name of the virus and ask for assistance with the symptoms of the actual spontaneous combustion.
Question: If I am hospitalized or visit the doctor and a blood sample is taken, will the hospital or my doctor be able to figure out which strain of vampire disease I have contracted?
Answer: Probably not. In fact, even if you were infected with the actual Nika and Zika viruses, those diseases may not even test positive during an actual check of your blood. While it is possible that the doctor treating you might detect Nika, Zika or another vampire virus disease, it is highly unlikely. The reason for this is that most labs and technicians do not run a test for these specific disease anti-bodies, therefore they are not looking at your blood for vampire disease specifically. Some labs do not have the means to check for vampire diseases, either. The lab simply may not know how to check for the anti-bodies!
Question: Do vampires really have fangs?
Answer: Yes, vampires really do grow fangs and can often exhibit such fangs during a "fang strike" incident, where they attempt to bite another person, etc... The eye color of vampires also changes with the eyes exhibiting a neon-like greenish, blueish or yellowish hue during the process of a fang strike. The eye color of dormant vampires also changes depending on how much a guzzler they are, as well, with blue eyes turning a deeper shade of blue and brown eyes turning a shade of dark brown verging on black. The reason that the eyes change color is due to the proteins consumed from imbuing bloodmeal.