Whoaa..
Things that made my life this weekend:
-learning all about my sisters' sex lives...something i could've lived without
-sitting through an hour-long conversation about brazilian waxes
-chasing down a bananaman to get a picture of my sister with him
-confessing to the entire table that i am a virgin and then being "supported" for it
-attempting to get my hips to girate like Serena, the bellydancer...surprisingly sucessful and then...
-realizing my bellydancer-seductress potential
-getting drunk for 2 minutes off champagne at the St. Regis
-stuffing my face with scones with clotted cream, lemon wahtever, apricot and blueberry jam
-watching men stare at my sister as she walked through midtown with sparkly penis' on her head
-getting hit on by a creepy man at a sample sale, 3rd time- same guy. i swear, he's such a humbert humbert!!
-falling in love...ahhh it was bound to happen this week. Let's call him...Francois.
-learning all about my sisters' sex lives...something i could've lived without
-sitting through an hour-long conversation about brazilian waxes
-chasing down a bananaman to get a picture of my sister with him
-confessing to the entire table that i am a virgin and then being "supported" for it
-attempting to get my hips to girate like Serena, the bellydancer...surprisingly sucessful and then...
-realizing my bellydancer-seductress potential
-getting drunk for 2 minutes off champagne at the St. Regis
-stuffing my face with scones with clotted cream, lemon wahtever, apricot and blueberry jam
-watching men stare at my sister as she walked through midtown with sparkly penis' on her head
-getting hit on by a creepy man at a sample sale, 3rd time- same guy. i swear, he's such a humbert humbert!!
-falling in love...ahhh it was bound to happen this week. Let's call him...Francois.